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Friday, March 2, 2012

I'm Selling My Business and Retiring WOOHOOO!!!!!!

Look at my luck! One in a Nigerillian chance that my new best friend Mr.., no I mean

  Barrister Rishad Bathiudeen found my feral irishman email and wants to send me 950,000.00 dollars!!! 

WOW!  I feel like Ed Macmahon just knocked on my door with balloons!!

 WOOHOO.... I am so gonna bang strippers and drink beer and
get a pet chimpanzee that plays checkers! 

Maybe I'll even pay someone to continue this blog.

I can't believe how lucky I am!!  I 'm heading to the bank in the to get all my private info including
account numbers, SS numbers, my mom's maiden name and I will email it tomorrow.

I sooooo happy,  Richard Simmons happy!!

TEL:(+226)== == == ==
 Wire Transfer of US $950,000Dollars.

Dear Friend,
I am Barrister Rishad Bathiudeen , I have a Business Proposal of certain amount of Money in  United States Dollars which I want you to handle with me.This Funds belongs to a deceased client of mine that died as a result of a heart-related condition because i was his Personal Lawyer during his life time.
My Late Customer indicated no Next of Kin with his Savings Bank during his life time because he had lost his family prior to his sudden Death.I need a trust-worthy partner to assist me in receiving this funds in a foreign Account  for further investment in his/her country,you will be required to:
(1) Assist me in claiming this sum into your Foreign Bank account.
(2) Advise on areas for potential future investment in your country.
(3) Assist me in carrying a feasibility study before actual investment.
This matter should be kept confidential between you and me and please delete this message if you are not interested,i want your Trust and Honesty as the New Beneficiary that will not betray me.

Thanks in anticipations.

NO Rishad THANK YOU !!


  1. Phyllis (N/W Jersey)March 2, 2012 at 7:46 PM

    Wow! Just remember to share your windfall with all your faithful readers. By the way, we really could use a new tractor..... :0)

  2. @ Phyllis.. a nice new John Deere?

    @OldNFO.. yup me too ..LOL

  3. Was his client Andrew Breitbart?

  4. My chimpanzee taught me how to play awsome checkers, you can hire me...I promise not to fling my poo!

  5. You should jump all over this. I'm sure it's perfectly legit.

    Would you buy me a monkey too?

  6. I don't want a monkey. I'll just take a small cash gratuity. You're awesome. KTHXBYE.

  7. DAMMIT!!!
    *I* was gonna reply to him but you beat me to it!
    But that's OK, no hard feeligns - I also have responses I've sent out to the grandson of the Minister of Finance of Zimbabwe, the retired Under Secretary of the National Bank of Pissonya, and a man who is fleeing Kenya to escape the government's confiscatory tax structures and wishes for me to be his banking agent in the USA.... so I'll be rich anyway!


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