Don't forget to fluff your pillows.....
Saturday, August 2, 2014
A Couple Things To Shake Your Head At....
First, Girl Ambushed for buying water......
The state of Virginia will spend $212,500 in taxpayer funds to settle a $40 million lawsuit filed by Elizabeth Daly, the University of Virginia student who spent a night and much of the next day in jail after seven cunningly plain-clothed agents from the Alcoholic Beverage Control division ambushed her for the crime of purchasing bottled water.
GO READ THE COMMENTS >HERE<
( h/t to Jeffery)
Second.. Someone needs to put Pelosi down... What a crunt.
IF you haven't seen it yet.. bat shit crazy Pelosi goes after a Congressman Marino on the house floor
LINK >HERE<
The voters who keep electing her should be proud of this:
The state of Virginia will spend $212,500 in taxpayer funds to settle a $40 million lawsuit filed by Elizabeth Daly, the University of Virginia student who spent a night and much of the next day in jail after seven cunningly plain-clothed agents from the Alcoholic Beverage Control division ambushed her for the crime of purchasing bottled water.
GO READ THE COMMENTS >HERE<
( h/t to Jeffery)
Second.. Someone needs to put Pelosi down... What a crunt.
IF you haven't seen it yet.. bat shit crazy Pelosi goes after a Congressman Marino on the house floor
LINK >HERE<
The voters who keep electing her should be proud of this:
Friday, August 1, 2014
Thursday, July 31, 2014
Clean Your Undie's Moment...
TOPSFIELD, Mass. (WHDH) - A couple was on their way to Rhode Island Wednesday afternoon when a hatchet came crashing through their windshield.
The couple was on I-95 in Topsfield when the yard tool fell off a landscaping truck in front of them, bounced off the road and punched a hole in their windshield, coming inches from the woman in the passenger's seat.
Police said the hatchet wasn't secured on the truck, which is why it dislodged.
"The woman who was in the passenger seat had glass on her, however she wasn't injured but obviously shaken," Mass. State Police Trooper Joe Risteen said.
Troopers say if the couple was going any faster or if they panicked the outcome could have been much worse.
“I’ve never seen and nor do I ever want to see an axe go through somebody’s windshield again. The outcome I was pleased with; that nobody was injured. It could have been much worse,” Risteen said.
The couple took their car to a nearby dealership and then hit the road again, completely uninjured.
The driver of that truck has been issued a ticket for $200 for not properly securing the hatchet.
Wednesday, July 30, 2014
Play Ball!
Barack and Michelle are at the Red Sox game.
Sitting in the first row with the Secret Service people directly behind them, one of The Secret Service guys leans forward and says something to the President.
Barack stares at the guy, looks at Michelle, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head violently.
The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request, from the owner of the team down to the bat boy. And the fans would love it!"
So, Barack shrugs his shoulders and says, "If that's what the people want."
He gets up, grabs Michelle by her collar and the seat of her pants, and drops her right over the wall into the field. She gets up kicking, swearing, and screaming -- and the crowd goes wild, cheering, applauding, and high-fiving.
Barack is bowing and smiling, and leans over to the agent and says, "You were right, I would have never believed that!"
Then noticing the agent has gone totally pale. Barack asks what is wrong.
The agent replies, "Sir, I said, they want you to throw out the first PITCH!"
sent in by Wildriver.
What Sound Does A Bugatti Veyron Make In Idaho?.. You Ask...
...wait for after the .50 sec mark:
This $2.8M, 1200 HP Bugatti Veryon Super Sport Pur Blanc 1/1 hit 246.4 mph to set a new course record at the 2014 Sun Valley Road Rally!
The Pur Blanc is a One of One commissioned for Ben Chen. The Super Sport is a limited edition version of the Bugatti Veyron that set the production car record for top speed. Only 30 Super Sport Veyrons exist. The Super Sport set the record for fastest production car with a top speed of 267mph.
The Bugatti Veyron Super Sport is powered by a 8.0L W16 that produces a whopping 1200 horsepower. The standard Bugatti Veyron produces 1,001 horsepower. The Bugatti Veyron Super Sport is valued at USD $2.8 million. The Bugatti Veyron is quad turbocharged; it has 4 turbochargers. The Bugatti Veyron gets 8mph in the city and 12mpg on the highway.
This $2.8M, 1200 HP Bugatti Veryon Super Sport Pur Blanc 1/1 hit 246.4 mph to set a new course record at the 2014 Sun Valley Road Rally!
The Pur Blanc is a One of One commissioned for Ben Chen. The Super Sport is a limited edition version of the Bugatti Veyron that set the production car record for top speed. Only 30 Super Sport Veyrons exist. The Super Sport set the record for fastest production car with a top speed of 267mph.
The Bugatti Veyron Super Sport is powered by a 8.0L W16 that produces a whopping 1200 horsepower. The standard Bugatti Veyron produces 1,001 horsepower. The Bugatti Veyron Super Sport is valued at USD $2.8 million. The Bugatti Veyron is quad turbocharged; it has 4 turbochargers. The Bugatti Veyron gets 8mph in the city and 12mpg on the highway.
Tuesday, July 29, 2014
Monday, July 28, 2014
Staying With The Golf Motif....
Golf balls
A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde.The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls".
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
H/T to Wildriver
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