Saturday, January 25, 2020

3:02 AM Epilogue...

For those that emailed about my 3:02AM post.

 Friday night I was "unsupervised".  Translation, "left alone to my own devices". It doesn't happen often. I grabbeed an adult beverage or two, spent some time blogging,  posting  Friday Femme Fatale, reading my blog list and went to bed early.

It was about 3:00 am that Mr Brain decided to chat.  On Average I get between 6-7 hours of sleep so 3:00 AM was in vicinity of  normal sleep length, albeit early.

Rewind to the work day:

During the day I was talking to one of my employees about randomness of life and brought up the whole parent , grand parent, great grand parent... etc and how random it is the we are conceived in a specific moment in time that is solely based on all our ancestors conceptional timing through all the generations previous. What if the man or woman that was my ( what ever number of Great) Grandparent in the Bronze age had been killed?

 (The years of the Irish Bronze age are 2500 BC to 500BC.)  

 I wouldn't be here.

 In the background of the rest of the day the gears must have been turning behind the scenes.
 Suddenly, at "zero dark-the fuck am I awake time of day" I got the question.
You know the feeling as you rise from deep sleep to that voice in your head questioning something that then wakes up all the other participants. Well , it wanted to know how many ancestors there were.

I wrote that "3:02 AM" post pretty much as it happened in all honesty. The brain started discussing the math before my eyes were open. I spilled my water. opened the phone. Contemplated jumping the boss ( most likely I would be writing this from a hospital bed if it had gone that way)  Got up to take a leak and decided at 3:45 or so to have coffee. :)

I had to regroup my thoughts on the timeline so I could write them down and I was laughing as I editted and posted the story. 

Thanks for enjoying.


Here is one more classic from John Fogerty before turning in and it is a "goodun" (great scenery)

The Impeachment...

Greenhorn Saves Concrete Bag From Ripping Open....

CCR: "Sweet Hitchhiker"

                            If you seen it before, you'll watch it again. If you haven't seen it, enjoy.

Answering the wee hour questions... "How many unique ancestors do you have?"

3:02 AM

Subconscious: “Psst... You awake?”

Conscious, grumbling: “ I guess I am now”

“Ya know, I was thinking........”

No shit, maybe you should fucking be sleeping”

“ Wait, hear me out, How many great grandparents would you have if you went back say 1000 or more years?”

“Are you fucking serious?” a different subconscious silently curses Northeastern University's Engineering Dept, “that's what your thinking about?” 

Then, Conscious makes a foggy mistake.

What time is IT!?”

The Ghost of Steve Jobs smirks an evil smirk: “Grab your iphone and check”

Before anyone can stop him, Hand, like a golden retriever puppy, lurches out, and knocks over the water bottle.

Shit!” says Conscious

Hand fumbles on nightstand still half asleep.....

Eyes: “NOOO, don't look at the , AHHHHHH...” White laser light blasts the retinas.

What the fuck! It's 3:02 am! Put the phone down!” Conscious yells.

Hand, like a typical teen getting reprimanded, puts the phone down “What? I was just checking it for a second, you're always yelling at me”

Shut up hand, go adjust Scrotum, he's stuck to Thigh”

Kidney chimes in sounding like he's drowning: “Excuse me, I gotta go pee”

Morning Wood resting firmly against his favorite buttocky pillow: “Not till I'm done”

Is she sleeping?”  Conscious asks, suddenly oblvious to everything else.

Ear, metaphorically rolling his eyes “You can't hear that snoring?”

“What ssssnoring?” Morning wood says, sounding like a snake offering Conscious an apple.

“Listen you two, I gotta go, like now.” says Kidney with authority.

Shoulder: “Hey I'm cold, Hand, would you grab the covers?”

Hand, who all through this has been giving a good massage, reluctantly releases the Testicle Twins and obliges.
Subconscious “Hey, What if we went back to 3000 years? Man, that's an exponential shit load of great grandparents we might need a ….

Sphincter, Coughs.

There is a pregnant silence.

Nose: “Seriously dude? Have you been eating off the racoon's truck in the Geico commercial?”

Everyone giggles.

Subconscious: “ Those commercials are pretty funny! I wonder how much.....”

He's cut off by Conscious “Shut. Up.”

Kidney:”Hey, Morning Wood has left his post. Let's go”

Feet, acting like a toddler's first step, search for Slippers.

Morning wood, blocked by kidney, shouts: "Hey, if we knock over the water bottle again, maybe we can get her to stir?"

"We can't see!" feet interrupts.

Hand shoots for the iphone. 

Steve Job's Ghost snickers.

As conscious heads to the bathroom with everyone in tow, he sees Coffee Pot in the glow of the night light.

She's seductively sitting on the counter like a Colombian hooker. Beckoning.

Subconscious: “Hey, where's the calculator?........”

Thursday, January 23, 2020

Now Back To Our Regularly Scheduled Programming.....Steady... Steeeady..... Beep!

Tick Tock...

The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists is moving the Doomsday Clock up to 100 seconds to midnight - a metaphor for the end of the world - in a recognition of growing threats from nuclear war, climate change and disinformation.
The clock had been at two minutes to midnight since 2018. Now, the looming dangers are captured in a smaller unit in a testament to the need for urgent action, the Bulletin said Thursday, as its president warned of influential leaders who "denigrate and discard the most effective methods for addressing complex threats."

A Once In A Lifetime Find.... Phil's Gonna Be Reeeeal Jealous...

From the video:

An old excavator broke down 16 years ago and was abandoned in the middle of a trail on a steep slope in my neighbors forest. My neighbor wanted it out of the way so he can use the trail again, he said I can have the excavator for scrap metal so I went to investigate.

Sunday, January 19, 2020



12:35 Richmond Time: I heard from my friend who said the rally had concluded without incident. There was trouble with the public address system which the speakers were to use to address their grievances and speak to the crowds who had gathered. We may never know if it was a real "tech" problem or deliberate sabotage. My friend was going to hang around a while before heading home. He said the capitol grounds, roadways, etc. were still very crowded. I am glad things went as well as they did. Deep down I knew the potential for violence, false flags, etc., was very real. One thing I have not got a handle on yet is as to why the media has been so uncannily quiet. Is it simply because there was not hardly any negatives to distort and report or are the bastards being overly cautious not to divulge how well behaved the patriots in attendance were or is it so the MSM can avoid reporting the number of pro-2A supporters in attendance. Maybe it is both. I am sure the propagandist will do their best to spin it in a way to put the good guys in a bad light. Deo Vincdice

I just heard from my guy who is at the rally. I was starting to think he was a victim of Stingray or CREW jamming/tracking devices. Here is what I have so far. This came in approximately 10:15-10:25 a.m. (Richmond Time). 

"so far so good", "fairly peaceful at the moment", "we are a little removed from the capitol itself where ground zero will be", I told him I had heard the governor was in hiding to which he replied, "we had heard he left". I asked specifically about clashes and ANTIFA and he replied, "none that I've seen yet, but we are a little removed from the epicenter". Below is a picture he sent at the same time.

I have a friend who has driven down from Ohio to participate in the rally at Richmond. Though I have my own thoughts and opinions as to what might occur tomorrow, I asked him to send me brief updates, photos, videos, etc. from time to time to let everyone know how things are actually transpiring. This young man is college educated professional, a truthful historian, and patriot. So far he has texted to me:

"This place is a war zone"

"Part of me is alarmed at what I've got myself into and another part of me is like "this" matters".

Ten minutes ago I received, "They are setting us up. ANTIFA is going to provoke and attack the police and make it look like we did it".

I will post updates as I receive them.


2A Alert From The Women's Defense League In New Hampshire....

Link to Granitegrok <<
sent in by reader NEMO.

Legislative Alert

January 17, 2020 / NHWomen / 2nd Amendment

The destructive and draconian gun control bills that were VETOED last year are back in the House once again!!!! There is also legislation that will effectively END gun ranges in the State of New Hampshire!

There are two hearings in the House and one in the Senate. BOTH are important for you to VOICE your opinion over!


Show up at the hearings. You do not have to testify. You can sign in against these draconian gun control measures and show the committee that, as always, Granite Staters refuse to kowtow to out-of-state organizations seeking to harm their protected fundamental human right to self defense.

Criminal Justice and Public Safety Committee

When: Wednesday –  January 22
Where: Legislative Office Building – Rooms 210-211

1:00 PM  – HB 1101, imposing a waiting period between the purchase and delivery of a firearm! They want to make women LESS SAFE by forcing a 3 (really up to 7) day waiting period between the time of purchase of a firearm and the time of pickup of said firearm!! Law Enforcement has no duty to protect us; we must be our own first responders. This bill inhibits women’s right to self defense.

This will effectively END all gun shows in New Hampshire (hurting small business) and once again, harm all law-abiding citizens!

2:30 PM – HB 1379, requiring background checks for private firearms sales AND transfers. This legislation will actually make it impossible for women to get gun safety training! This legislation (the same as last year’s) will turn law-abiding citizens into criminals all while criminals continue to completely ignore existing laws! It’s the same exact California gun control legislation they have tried to pass 3 previous times and finally passed last year under the Democrat-controlled legislature. The governor VETOED it.

More HERE<<<<  

Bad Pun Cat...

Image of "Price Chestnut" borrowed with all due respect from his Instagram<