I Used to Run Home From School.......

to watch these...  They don't make them like this any-more..............

Inner Peace................

If  you can start the day without caffeine,

If you  can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, 

If  you can resist complaining and  boring people with your troubles,

If  you can eat plain food every  day and be grateful for it,

If  you can understand when your loved  ones are too busy to give you any time,

If you can take criticism and  blame without resentment,

If  you can conquer tension  without  medical help,

If you can relax without  liquor,

If  you can sleep without the aid of  drugs, 

 

 

 

 

Then  You Are  Probably

The  Family Dog!

 

 

 

Saturday Afternoon Cruising Tunes..........

I just finished being a plumber, a mechanic, and a landscaper...
the sun is out and I'm going for a cruise... these are a few
songs that quickly came to mind that would be great to "CRANK"

Jensen 6x9's  mounted in the back deck.....



Sanyo Underdash Cassette Player



I know there are plenty more!!.....

RAPTURE>... this goes out to NORTH!! :)

Preparing for TEOTWAWKI........

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Motherhood................

 

On the  riverbank...  In  the Arctic ....   In  India .....   In  Africa ....  FATHERHOOD  :)   Within  the  Ocean...    SOMEWHERE  NEAR  WAL-MART    Puts  a lump in your throat doesn't  it?

Photobomb...shopped.....

Like a Boss..............

Time for a Job Change....

I would like to work for a company that really "APPRECIATES" its sales force.



Munich Re is the world's biggest re-insurer - in other words, the company acts as an insurance company for other insurance companies.
One of its divisions, Ergo, told the BBC that the party had taken place to reward salesmen in 2007.
A spokesman said the people who organised it had since left.

Lets Set the Wayback Machine to the *70's again.......

*Chicago Transit Authority was 1969
I know there are lots more... these were some of the ones that I wore out as well as the albums that came after these :)

Add some of your bands in the comments if you want.

Set the wayback Machine to 1976......

President "Pantywaist Gutzy Pantz" says.....

.
.......that other countries need to fix their "BORDERS"



BUT he can't for the life of him fix ours.......

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WHAT A  "USELESS IDIOT"........

I'm Goin In..... Cover me...............

UPDATE........



Kinda like this:

Phenominal Keyboard Jammin............

Check this guy out..... WOW!!

I think I have a bad case of......

Adult onset Attention Deficit and Hyperactivity Disorder today... I can't seem
to stay focused on wha..... Oh Look a squirrel!!!

Thurs....ooooops WEDNESDAY morning... Deep Track....

THanks to North for pointing out the errors of my ways.... :D

CRAIGSLIST.... SUCKS

SO I listed a nice Kingsize bedroom set that I had in storage for sale on Craigslist.. and I've gotten nothing but NIGGERIAN scammers:

heres the lastest  two, I m sure they want me to ship it sight unseen to them....


I've allready deleted 6 others just like this..........

Hi want call me 162-307-8032. Actually TC. Fortune 

 

Heya could u call me 061-671-8240. Genuine laters. Basaldua

Hey Craigslist... you can't block these douchebags from over seas??????

Walking and Walking and Walking..........and more f&$kin walking.....

My old cell phone stopped charging so I got a new one in ( Thanks Assurion) although I did pay for the insurance every month. Anyway, I was scrolling thru the old one and realized that I had turned on the pedometer function that the phone came with. Its a Casio G'zOne Rock and it has some apps under the G'zGear page.

Anyway, I scrolled thru the phone and cleaned up contacts and settings and such before I send it back. I went to the Pedometer page and was quite amazed:

December 2010  I walked  86,036    steps  42.7 miles
January 2011      I walked  127,912  steps  63.6 miles
Feburary 2011    I walked  83,019    steps   41.2 miles
March 2011       I walked  165,566  steps  82.3 miles
April 2011          I walked  282,910  steps  140.6 miles
May 2011          I walked  111,538  steps  55.4 miles

It only went back 6 months..  but the lifetime count ( I dont remember exactly when I turned the pedometer function on)  was 2,121,816 steps............ wtf???

I know this is approximate and it is a function of the phone moving up and down... but still I never realized
how much walking I did.

I guess I need to see how many calories I do take in during the day because my feeling is that I should look like this guy with all that fricken walking!!!

For the Engineers and ( . )( . ) lovers......

This is how the word Boobs was created:

JAY G. speaks of workout motivation.......

"Jay G" my blogfather, is "proud and rightly so" about his 100 lb weight loss. He is having trouble staying motivated though and I understand his frustration. That's why I stick to motivational videos. This is the workout I watch while sitting on the couch... it helps me burn alot of calories while sweating!!

(SFW)

... and for the Sunset Lovers......

"North" Posted a great photo of "sunrise".. I sse that sunrise and raise you

this sunset *grin*


Horsetail Fall flows over the eastern edge of El Capitan in Yosemite Valley. It's a small waterfall that many people don't notice, but it has gained popularity as more and more people have noticed it can glow orange during sunset in mid to late February.
The most popular place to see Horsetail Fall seemingly afire is El Capitan picnic area, west of Yosemite Lodge and east of El Capitan (see map below). The "firefall" effect generally happens during the second half of February. A clear sky is necessary for the waterfall to glow orange.

FOR TEH WIN!!!

Un-matched Guitar Work.......

This Clip is only 3 minutes long
BUT well worth watching a master and his guitar......

Closing Time................

I miss the good old days when going home at 1:30 a.m. felt like this.

AND.. you were young enough to get up and go to work at 6:00 a.m.

NOWADAYS... its a 2 day recovery.







“An Irishman is never drunk as long as - He can hold onto one blade of grass and not - Fall off the face of the earth”

How to keep a woman happy....................*GFL

Its not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

*(good fucking luck)

Missing........

I. CAN'T. FIND. MY. IPOD.!!!!!!!!!!!!elevnty!11!1111

UPDATE.... it was found in the last place I looked!! :)

Thanks to Billybob for the great idea of where to look!

Cool Time Lapse........

El Cielo de Canarias / Canary sky - Tenerife from Daniel López on Vimeo.

Been Busy......

For whatever reason it seems like the chit has hit the fan as far as things to do... I've been doing some internet browsing and seen some stuff to post but I just haven't had the time.... It feels good to stay busy, the past few days have flown by so I can't complain... I just got this song stuck in my head that's all....



Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
Fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way

Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain
And you are young and life is long and there is time to kill today
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death

Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time
Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
Hanging on quiet desperation is the English way
The time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say

BREATHE REPRISE
Home, home again
I like to be here when I can
And when I come home cold and tired
It’s good to warm my bones beside the fire
Far away across the field
The tolling of the iron bell
Calls the faithful to their knees
To hear the softly spoken magic spells.