With all due respect to any LEO's............ ;)

A Great Short Animation.....

In The Fall from Steve Cutts on Vimeo.

The ending — the feeling of contentment that comes after realizing most of life’s crushing pressures were self-imposed…. Brilliant


(found at american drumslinger... caution very adult site for content if you choose to google it)

Don't miss out on the Book-of-the-Year!

and "THIS" is Why "WE" are Almost allllllll done......

'The cop walked back to me. No charges would be laid, he said, because he believed the woman’s story - namely, she was merely trying to knock the camera out of my hands.'


"READ HERE" (take a few deep breathes first)



H/T  to "BUBBA"   who goes along with this comment:


Here’s an easy, easy experiment you can do … the next time you see a muslim in public with a camera, walk over and slap the camel crap out of em. Then carefully keep scientific lab notes on fast or slow the police do or don’t arrest you for assault and begin digging a sub-basement under the jail for your insolent islamophobic butt.

The Problem... an Accurate Summation...

The folks who are getting free shit,
Don’t like the folks who are paying for the free shit,
Because the folks who are paying for the free shit,
Can no longer afford to pay for both the free shit and their own shit.
And, The folks who are paying for the free shit,
Want the free shit to stop.
And the folks who are getting the free shit,
Want even MORE free shit on top of the free shit they’re getting already!
Now….. The people who are forcing people to PAY for the free shit,
Have told the people who are RECEIVING the free shit,
That the people who are PAYING for the free shit,
Are being mean, prejudiced and racist.
So …. the people who are GETTING the free shit,
have been convinced they need to HATE the people who are PAYING for the
free shit because they are selfish. And they are promised more free shit if they will vote for
the people who force the people who pay for the free shit to give them even more free shit.

On the Phone with Mom...

ah ya..... BTDT.

Back at the Con....

I just rolled in a little while ago and it looks like I need to do some catching up on all my favorite blogs. It looks like you guys/ gals held the fort down so kudos to you for that :)

Golf was great and the weather was spectacular... I'm gettin reaclimated to being back in reality and Monday is a day and a half away...Oh well..  30 plus emails and a stack of mail....


I think I'm feeling a little like this:

Goin Golfin....

I'm goin to head down to "TRURO MA" to do a little golfing and relaxing for a couple days.

Hold the fort down why I'm gone please....

IF you are intested click on the map and scroll around in "birds eye" view. The cape is really neat ( too many people there for me during the majority of the summer )  but it has alot of history.


Just South of the Cape is where "you know who" is vacationing ( Marthas Vineyard) .


Anyway... play nice and keep my seat open for me, I'll be back...

Outta here.. PISSED

Preparing to Battle the Weekend.............

A Liberal Meets St Peter.................

A liberal appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.



'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

'Well, I can think of one thing,' the liberal offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face,

kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.

I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the s - - t out of all of you!



St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

High Speed Pistols Underwater......

TheOnesDay® *.......

One of  THEONES administration nitwits said that "Food Stamps are a stimulus"

So:

"Obama is a great President"


"Welfare creates millionaires"


"Unemployment creates Jobs"

" Pigs Fly and Hell Froze over"


I can' wait until they finally put his picture on a monetary note:

*registered to  "Borepatch"

Omg..Omg...Omg..... *wag* *wag* *wag* *wag*

"The MAgical Misery Tour".....enjoy this one!!!

Big H/T to Bigfurhat at "Iowntheworld"

For What It's Worth... and Earworm

HIp Hip Horaaaaaay!!! Tits Wednesday!

Camouflage.............

The method or result of concealing personnel or equipment from an enemy by making them appear to be part of the natural surroundings.

( I guess they could hide this on a southern california beach then)

An Interesting, Intriguing Read Coming Up.......

I will give you ending:


"President Obama is not the problem, after all, he doesn’t even run the country.
And neither my friends do we.
Feeling suckered yet?"

Here is the blog, go check it out:


"THOUGHTS ALOUD"


H/T to "BROCK"

Rule 5 .... "Private" Tennis Lessons.............

I always wanted to take up tennis...
I just couldn't find the right coach until now......

( my blog hits always go way up after posts like this.... I don't get it)

My Hands Felt Just Like Two Balloons........

I can listen to David Gilmour's guitar solo for eveeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr

Check This Out....... Interesting.. to say the least......

I got this comment from a friend on a Facebook Post:


I heard an interesting comment on the radio. Why have no ex-girlfriends come forward to talk about BHO, the man, the myth, the legend. Former students? Classmates? He seems to be like a ghost, yet the media are all over a MN congresswoman because she gets migraines. It all seems quite curious...


It is interesting......  What are your thoughts???


Maybe  Its all in plain site?

I Went Behind Enemy Lines Just Now....

One of the blogs I read had this cartoon up:

Here is the "BLOG"   they post some good stuff sometimes...


anyway  I clicked on the first commenter -critter-  and was pleasantly surprised to 


see a mirror image of most of the blogs on our side of the fence.

IF you want... GO click on critters link to see Critters Blog  and look at his posts.


You could have interchanged the two words DEMOCRAT and REPUBLICAN


on his page and it would go from "Left" to "Right" in an instant....


Go take a peek if you want, its amazing how polar opposite we are in this country.

Let me know your thoughts :)


I have to go shower now I'm feeling awful dirty

WHY YOU COULD BE DEPRESSED!!

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) F. D. Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . .. .
I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English.  I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.  They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

Folks, we're screwed !!





h/t to my college roommate "Murray"

If You Have Kids.....

You might want to ask WHY they are yelling first....

Start Spending........

Imagine that you had won the following prize in a contest:



Each morning your bank would deposit $86,400.00 in your private account for your use.

However,this prize has rules, just as any game has certain rules.



The first set of rules would be:

Everything that you didn't spend during each day would be taken away from you.

You may not simply transfer money into some other account.
You may only spend it.

Each morning upon awakening, the bank opens your account with

another $86,400.00 for that day.



The second set of rules:

The bank can end the game without warning; at any time it can say,

Its over,the game is over! It can close the account and you will not receive a new one.

What would you personally do?

You would buy anything and everything you wanted right? Not only for yourself, but for all people you love, right? Even for people you don't know, because you couldn't possibly spend it all on yourself, right? You would try to spend every cent, and use it all, right?

ACTUALLY This GAME is REALITY!

Each of us is in possession of such a magical bank. We just can't seem to see it.

The MAGICAL BANK is TIME!

Each morning we awaken to receive 86,400 seconds as a gift of life, and when we go to sleep at night, any remaining time is NOT credited to us..

What we haven't lived up that day is forever lost.

Yesterday is forever gone.

Each morning the account is refilled, but the bank can dissolve your account at any time....WITHOUT WARNING.

SO, what will YOU do with your 86,400 seconds?

Those seconds are worth so much more than the same amount in dollars.

Think about that, and always think of this:

Enjoy every second of your life, because time races by so much quicker than you think.

So take care of yourself, be Happy, Love Deeply and enjoy life!

Here's wishing you a wonderful and beautiful day.


Start spending.

Red Sector A......

"Red Sector A" is a song by Rush that provides a first-person account of a nameless protagonist living in an unspecified prison camp setting. "Red Sector A" first appeared on the band's 1984 album Grace Under Pressure.

Lyricist Neil Peart has stated that the detailed imagery in the song intentionally evokes concentration camps of the Holocaust. Peart has stated that while Nazi concentration camps of World War II were his primary lyrical motivation, he decided to abstract the lyrics so as to apply to the experiences of atrocity of any similar prison camp scenario.[1]

It also has to do with singer/bassist Geddy Lee's remembrance of his mother's accounts of the Holocaust, which she survived.

"WIKI"

YHGTBSM................

Alle erheben sich und loben die NSI!

NSI? ... Nationwide SAR Initiative.

SAR? ... Suspicious Activity Reporting.

Ja, wir haben jetzt die Verfahren implementiert, um Nachbarn Zug zu beobachten und darüber zu berichten Nachbarn. Der Polizeistaat ist erwachsen geworden.

"Die NSI legt einen nationalen Kapazitäten für die Sammlung, Dokumentation, Verarbeitung, Analyse und den Austausch von SARs"

Lesen Sie mehr darüber auf der. Gov Website oder die PDF-Broschüre

Warum also sollten wir über eine andere expansive Regierungsprogramm kümmern?

If you want to know why that is in German...

Go "HERE"

H/T to "BILLYBOB"

Kids These Days..................

 

 Ring... ring.... ring..... "hello?"

"Hey Mia?"


"Yes?"


"Hi it's me Ethan, I just wanted to let you know

I'm grounded forever and might have to go live 

with my mother......sheesh"

"Why What did you do?"

Black Eye, Treatment thereof.......

 For years, the conventional wisdom has been that the best treatment for a black eye is to cover it with a piece of raw meat.

Scientific studies have proven that while the raw meat helps reduce the swelling and aids in the healing process, applying cold meat actually delays the recovery of the broken blood vessels that cause the bruising around the orbital socket, while frozen meat may cause superficial thermal burns to the skin.

These same studies demonstrated that application of warm and tender meat is much more effective in helping the eyes recover from the damage because the bruising isn't compounded by thermal shock.

Therefore, the next  time you get a black eye, try this method:

The Pope in Alaska.......

The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska . He was cruising along the campground in the Pope-Mobile when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a 'Vote for Obama' hat and a 'Save the Trees' shirt.


The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about, and trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.

As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers wearing 'Go Sarah' shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum slug right into the bear's chest. The two other men pulled the semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using baseball bats, the three loggers finished off the bear. Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.

As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of the men over to him. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he proudly proclaimed. "I have heard there was bitter hatred between
Republican loggers and Democratic environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, "Who the heck was that guy?"

"Dude, that was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom."

"Well," the logger said,

Set the Wayback Machine to 1951..Larry Griswold

I got this video link in an email. I wasn't born until the 60's so I never saw or heard of this guy, but boy is he TALENTED!

Please enjoy and let me know if any of you remember him?






Wiki link:

"LARRY GRISWALD"

Does THIS Send Shivers Up Your Spine?

when you listen to her voice?

Its Monday and Its Raining.......

Barakula .... 1000 words..

Stolen with all due respect from "GROUCHY OLD CRIPPLE"

You're Gonna Need a Bigger Jar of Peanut Butter.....

I read on some car blog that some manufacturers have been using a soy based wiring insulation that rodents seem to enjoy:

As if automobiles aren’t expensive enough with regular maintenance, repairs and wear and tear items, manufacturers are now making various parts of our cars from parts that attract rodents such as mice, squirrels, chipmunks and possums.
We want to know exactly which automobile manufacturers are using these soy based products. The emails we have received from people claiming to have parts of their automobiles eaten so far are from from Subaru, Honda, Toyota, Dodge and Mercedes. These automobile manufacturers need to take responsibility for making vehicle parts from what boils down to being tasty food for rodents of all kinds.

READ "HERE"   and "HERE"


So I was kind of surprised to see this trailer the other day when I was getting my coffee:

SOYBEAN INSULATION....  hey thats a great idea!

I was thinking to myself The Greenies have gone nuts....
soybean + insulation sprayed in the walls= BUFFET!!

Get out the victor traps and peanut butter its gonna be interesting to see the complaints roll in on this product!

This is how I handle the mice at my shop:

Thaturday and Thunday and........

JUST. WATCH. THIS.....