Friday, June 28, 2013

The Foot Nerve Is Connected To The Vagina Nerve Resuting In.......

Happy feet!...... aka....Foot Orgasms or "Chris Matthews" Syndrome

This is bizarre.....

About a year and half before the foot orgasms started, the woman spent three weeks in an intensive care unit — part of the time, in a coma — because of a sepsis infection. When she came out of the coma, she had tingling and burning sensations in her left foot, likely as a result of damage to tiny nerve fibers in the foot, Waldingersaid.
Interestingly, the nerve that registers sensory information from the foot enters the spinal cord at the same level as the nerve that registers sensory information from the vagina, Waldingersaid. Because of nerve damage in her foot, the woman's brain did not receive sensory information from her foot, but it did receive sensory information from the vagina.
After a year and a half, the nerve in the foot regenerated. When that happened, the researchers believe "the brain could not anymore differentiate between the foot and the vagina. So that it decided that every stimulus coming from the foot was actually coming from the vagina," Waldinger said. "And that means an orgasmic feeling," in the foot, he said.


Friday Night Flasher........

Ammo is getting so scarce..........

 This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo. I  placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a gas station where a  drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next  pump. She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my  passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in the bartering system, old fella.   Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

I thought for a few seconds and asked,  "What kind of ammo 'ya got?"

Mooshelle... The Younger Years...

Tap It: The NSA Slow Jam.... Your Earworm For The Day..

This is pure gold..........

You see me rolling around in a black Mercedes
cruising around town and it's packed with ladies
Gotta keep it going yeah I'm roaming the map
No I never stop until I find something to tap

Awww yeah...
Nokia, iPhone, Galaxy 3
Facebook and your search history
Gmail, voicemail, I'm gonna grab it
if it's got an on/off switch, baby, I'll tap it

I'm making a list, checking it twice
it doesn't matter the message or even kind of device
Every pic your daughter sends?  We've got it ingrained
Why do you think Anthony Weiner wants back in the game?

Surveilling reporters, don't ever forget it
I got so many AP docs you'd think I'm getting college credit
Yeah we're saving your searches, that's just a reality
"Yes We Can" ain't just a slogan it's our view on legality

I'll tell you this, sir, I greatly abhor
your violating the Constitution upon which you swore
and a full investigation is needed and more
You ever Google Justin Bieber pics?  I yield back the floor…

H/T to reader Bayouwulf

Enjoy a Serenade and Commute With Walter Zoomie......

AngryMike Sent me this,

Language warning,  but we are all adults here I'm sure......

We've all done this while driving along with the tunes cranking:

Go check out Walter's BLOG if you've never been there.

Morning Stre.................tch

Thursday, June 27, 2013

Imagine How Much Work And Effort It Took To Pile All The Granite Out Into The Ocean And Build That Breakwater.....

Wonky... Adjective: Crooked; off-center; askew. ( This is how the White House describes News About The Immigration Bill)

From the inbox. One of my readers forwarded this to me. 

Cecilia Muñoz, is the Director of the  Domestic Policy Council.  She describes
big news about the immigration bill as wonky BUT it's a great way to save money

The White House, Washington
Hi, all!
This week, we got some big news about the immigration reform bill. It's a little wonky, but it's so great that I couldn't wait to share it with you.
The nonpartisan experts who estimate the financial impact of legislation for Congress concluded that because undocumented immigrants will start paying more in taxes for things like education and Social Security, the immigration proposal in the Senate will make the economy fairer for middle class families while cutting the U.S. deficit by almost $1,000,000,000,000 over the next two decades.
With every passing day, it’s becoming clear that we can’t afford not to act. Now we know exactly how much is at stake, and it's the kind of news that can help to change the policy conversation in Washington.
So we've put together a graphic that explains exactly how this works, and we need your help to share it. If more people get the facts, it'll be easier to build a nationwide, bipartisan consensus to get this done.
Take a look, then share this graphic with folks you know:

Thank you so much!
Cecilia Muñoz
Director, Domestic Policy Council
The White House

Please do not reply to this email. 
The White House • 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW • Washington, DC 20500 •

There Is Only One Band That Can Pull Off A Song Recording Someone Cooking and Eating Breakfast......

If You have never heard this... put on the headphones, sit back and close your eyes.


Wednesday, June 26, 2013

The Night Sky......

Seriously... What the Fuckity Fuck is That??

Kill it with fire....................

♫♫ Your Afternoon Psilocybin Journey.....♫♫

Phewww... It's Hot Out In The Fields....

Hiswiserangel... The Younger Years... Before Lawyers Ruined All The Fun....

The Design of Female Body Armor....

Borrowed With All Due Respect To Hiswiserangel.

So I'm Scrolling Through The News This Morning....

... and this is a screen grab of a front page story on Channel 7 WHDH Boston.

That's it. That's the article. Damn look at all that hard hitting journalism. It looks like 

someone handed over the story writing to a third grader. Here Little Timmy, what would you 

write about this bus crashing into a house?

I guess this is the hard hitting in-depth reporting that they are working on getting the sheeple 

of ASSachusetts used to.

G' Marnin!...Tea and a Biscuit?

Ed "I'm Kinda Like Ted Kennedy" Markey Got Elected Here In ASSachusetts....

Now we have him and "Liawatha" Warren as our senators.

I would like to apologize to my fellow countrymen for the idiots that reside in this state.

That is all.

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

WARNING! Graphic......This Video Needs To Go Viral in New Jersey And The "Animal" In It Needs To Be Caught And Dismembered Slowly.....

Graphic video of a New Jersey home invasion. Reposted from Brocks site Free North Carolina.

Warning.. This is disturbing and sickening:

More info HERE

and HERE  with a half decent screenshot of the douchebag 

Next Time You Decide To Give A Woman Driver The Finger....... might want to consider this guy's point of view.

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her.

This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman the finger.

'Man, that guy is stupid,' I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.

That's 96 miles each day.

Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper

Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.

There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.

That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.

That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.

Statistically, females drive half of these.

That's 18,000 women drivers!

In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.
That's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding.

That's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide.

That's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.

That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female who has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
Give her the finger?
I don't think so.

(h/t to chickenmom)

The Perfect Home for Liberals...

The Obama Decliner...

Live out the Obama Decline in style and comfort.

For a limited time only you can invest in your future.

Enjoy the comfort and security of the twilight years in this one of a kind decliner. 

Picture yourself sitting back and watching the end of America all from the comfort of this elegant chair.

It comes with a personal waterboarding set as well as an automatic uplink to your bank account.

Wireless connection to the IRS and NSA are free for the first 3 months.

Watch scandal after scandal be dismissed by the media.

Enjoy the free kool-aid dispenser.

The voice activated accessories are just a command away. Michelle Obama's voice
has been digitally enhanced to give you the ultimate pleasured response to any 
of your commands.

All for the low low price of  $666.00 

FREE with an EBT card!

Hurry up and act now! Supplies are limited but they can make more.

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Monday, June 24, 2013

Remember This Dog?

Well last week he turned 20.

Donations poured in from all over the world and he was able to get treatment for his arthritis:

The more than $10,000 in donations has been used for a weekly laser therapy to stimulate old cells in Schoep’s body. The cells then reproduce faster, reducing swelling and pain.


Trunk Monkey Doesn't Want A Ticket...

Sooo... THAT"s What Happened To The Costa Concordia


But I Don't Want To Go To Work Today.....

It's already Hazy Hot and Humid...... Yuk.

Sunday, June 23, 2013