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Thursday, May 2, 2013

This Airline Would Make Millions!


See What Happens When You Fill In Wetlands Without Permits....


Subliminal News Reporting? This paragraph stuck out like Moose's Ass* when I read it...

Sum dood commits suicide at Bush Airport in Houston...

He had an AR-15 scary black machine gun with 1000 round clip, and a handgun.

Needless to say I DOUBT that "Kendra" said this:

“As soon as he walked in, he just automatically started shooting quickly,” she told the station. “And we hear two shots and we just automatically started running. We ran all the way to the back.”


See what they did there?



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It Looks Like PitDog Was There.... ( inside joke)


Scale Model of The Solar System.... There is a LOT of empty space....

This is from the description:

This page shows a scale model of the solar system, shrunken down to the point where the Sun, normally more than eight hundred thousand miles across, is the size you see it here. The planets are shown in corresponding scale. Unlike most models, which are compressed for viewing convenience, the planets here are also shown at their true-to-scale average distances from the Sun. That makes this page rather large - on an ordinary 72 dpi monitor it's just over half a mile wide, making it possibly one of the largest pages on the web. This means you'll have to do a bit of scrolling if you want to find the planets, but don't despair. They are reasonably bright and labeled, so you can probably catch them flashing by in the blackness even if you are scrolling fairly fast.


Use the scroll bar at the bottom of the link to find all the planets.....

LINK HERE 


 

Almost Concealed Carry... Almost.....


Test Run- New Scooter---- Wait for it.... waaaaait.........

Any Ladies Need a Ranch Hand?


Perfect Day... 71 Degrees... 36% Humidity.....

What a view out the shop door:








Tuesday, April 30, 2013

A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman.


A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Depart-ment.
 
After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview.
 
The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid, and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might call, an ‘Attitude Suitability Test’, that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."
 
Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six lawyers, six Meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit."
 
"Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.
 
"You pass," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"

Awwwwwww........

How Does Irish Tell Time?..Simple...


I Couldn't Have Said It ANY Better........


 THE AMERICAN TAXPAYER IS A SUCKER!


AWD awoke this morning with an email from my bank that my tax payment had cleared. The payment took a healthy chunk out of our savings. After paying a boatload in taxes taken through payroll taxes (which increased $400 per month for me in January….thanks, Barack!), AWD ended up owing even more!
AWD doesn’t mind paying taxes. What a feeling of patriotic pride I feel knowing that my hard-earned wealth is seized by government corruptocrats to fund the rebuilding of mosques in Egypt. Or sending arms to the Muslim Brotherhood they can use to kill Americans around the world. AWD hasn’t had a real vacation in six years but I love funding the vacations of worthless politicians like the globe-trotting Obamas or Sheila Jackson Lee, who just got back from a world vacation with you and me footing the bill. She could have at least sent a post card...................


LINK HERE

Lunchtime Tranquility.....



2.5 miles worth.....

At That Moment... It All Goes Into Sloooooow mooootion..............


Please Don't Let The Fcuking Door Hit YOU In The Ass.....


♫♫ Tuesday Earworm... You Won't Be Able To Shake These Memories.....♫♫♫

Monday, April 29, 2013

Libtards.....


Death Valley Dreamlapse......

This was on Ace's sidebar. It's amazing the amount of stars that are out there with no light pollution. This is what our ancestors must have seen in the night sky before all the lighting at night that blocks the some of the billions of stars.
DEATH VALLEY DREAMLAPSE 2 from Sunchaser Pictures on Vimeo.

We Need a Good Mass Extinction When This Kind Of Shit Is Out There...

Lingerie firm launches women’s underwear for men.

 WHA...WHA.....WHAT????

 OH HELL NO!

If you’re a man and have ever wanted to dress in women’s lingerie a firm has come up with the perfect product for you.
HommeMystere are hoping their new range of lingerie for males, which includes thongs and padded bras, will change the landscape of men’s underwear.
The Australian firm said their under garments include ‘comfortable men’s panties that really do fit, bra straps that don’t fall off the shoulder, teddies that don’t ride up halfway through the night and quality soft fabrics that feel great for all day wear’.

Link







Pardon me while I go puke...................

 

Dayum... She Needs To Run For President.....

Have You Ever Heard of Ice Chandeliering?....This is amazing....





(MyFoxBoston.com) – This afternoon's viral video is a reminder that nature can do some pretty amazing things from time to time.
A viewer of KARE 11 in Minneapolis shared an awesome video of ice "chandeliering" in a Minnesota lake.
According to a KARE meteorologist. Chandeliering is a process that involves piles of ice splintering into fine shards as they heat up and reach the state where ice first crystallizes. The pile appears to rapidly grow and then collapse on itself.

It's a Hot Sunny Day Here... Let's Head To The Beach and Cool Off In The Shower....



You can all thank one of my loyal readers . 
He sent the animations below so I did some research. 

Never say things can't get any worse......


Wirecutter is on the move...


Meanwhile.... At Walmart....