Saturday, April 6, 2013
Notes From The Road....
1. People Suck at Driving.
2. Towns must need revenue. I went through 3 radar speed traps in small towns on the ride home from work. One of which the cop had a laser set up like the Staties do. When did small towns get laser guns?
3. It's bright and sunny but cold and windy.
4. Dark Chocolate Raspberry Cream Easter Bunnies are delicious....
5. THIS.SONG. FUCKING. ROCKS on my ipod in the car......
6. AS DOES THIS ONE....
2. Towns must need revenue. I went through 3 radar speed traps in small towns on the ride home from work. One of which the cop had a laser set up like the Staties do. When did small towns get laser guns?
3. It's bright and sunny but cold and windy.
4. Dark Chocolate Raspberry Cream Easter Bunnies are delicious....
5. THIS.SONG. FUCKING. ROCKS on my ipod in the car......
6. AS DOES THIS ONE....
Irish.... Approximately 30 Years Ago
My friends mother is in the process of cleaning out her house to put it on the market. She came across this picture of me back in 1983 and passed it along. That Racoon named "Arnold" was a great pet! Boy does this picture bring back some memories....
Bringing Home The BACON!!>........
...and the pork chops and the ham steaks and the spare ribs and and and........
Friday, April 5, 2013
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Thursday, April 4, 2013
Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy.
Disclaimer///I got this in an email so I don't know if it's true or not
SNOPES says "undetermined"
If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma!
This is even funnier when you realize it's real!
Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy.
Bob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana
He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.
Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister.
She then sent it to radio station 103 .5 on FM dial in
Indiana, who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest.
Needless to say, she won.
Read his letter below...
Wednesday, April 3, 2013
ZOMG.. The Drinking Water Contains "Dihydrogen Monoxide".. People Panic.. DJ's Suspended for Joke..
What a bunch of fucking morons that live in this country....
BONITA SPRINGS, Fla. (NBC) -- A Florida radio station's April fools' prank landed two morning hosts in hot water on Monday.
The day is notorious for pulling pranks. April Fools' Day at gator country has always been fun…until now.
A hoax by "Val and Scott in the Morning" sent people into a panic, concerned over lee county's water quality.
"This messes with the big 3--food, water and shelter--you can't mess with those and we did.,” said General Manager Tony Renda.
Renda heard the prank as he pulled into the Bonita Springs Station around 8:30 this morning.
"Frustration and surprise. For years they've put on great radio and, every year, April Fools' Day is something fun. This year was a little bit different,” said Renda.
Val and Scott were joking that "dihydrogen monoxide" was coming out of Lee County residents' taps.
That's another name for water -- but many who didn't know that thought it may be unsafe to drink. That led to several calls at Lee County Utilities.
"They were asking about the water quality, and we wanted to reassure them that the water was safe to drink,” said Patty DiPiero.
Lee County Utilities immediately called Gator Country to find out if they'd been fooled themselves.
"So we went ahead and contacted the general manager and the station to get them to stop reporting that and to let them know that the water was safe to drink.,” said DiPiero.
The utilities department then issued a press release, letting the public know they are not having any issues with the water supply and the water is safe to drink.
Gator Country spent the day getting that message out, and apologizing through their other hosts.
As for Val and Scott, they've been suspended indefinitely.
LINK
The day is notorious for pulling pranks. April Fools' Day at gator country has always been fun…until now.
A hoax by "Val and Scott in the Morning" sent people into a panic, concerned over lee county's water quality.
"This messes with the big 3--food, water and shelter--you can't mess with those and we did.,” said General Manager Tony Renda.
Renda heard the prank as he pulled into the Bonita Springs Station around 8:30 this morning.
"Frustration and surprise. For years they've put on great radio and, every year, April Fools' Day is something fun. This year was a little bit different,” said Renda.
Val and Scott were joking that "dihydrogen monoxide" was coming out of Lee County residents' taps.
That's another name for water -- but many who didn't know that thought it may be unsafe to drink. That led to several calls at Lee County Utilities.
"They were asking about the water quality, and we wanted to reassure them that the water was safe to drink,” said Patty DiPiero.
Lee County Utilities immediately called Gator Country to find out if they'd been fooled themselves.
"So we went ahead and contacted the general manager and the station to get them to stop reporting that and to let them know that the water was safe to drink.,” said DiPiero.
The utilities department then issued a press release, letting the public know they are not having any issues with the water supply and the water is safe to drink.
Gator Country spent the day getting that message out, and apologizing through their other hosts.
As for Val and Scott, they've been suspended indefinitely.
LINK
Tuesday, April 2, 2013
Check Out These Amazing Photographs of a 1918 German U-Boat....
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German Submarine, UB-110. Photo of Control room looking aft, starboard sideThis image shows manhole to periscope wall, valve wheels for flooding and blowing. Hanwheels for periscope gear, air pressure gauges. The UB-110 sunk after attacking a merchant shipping convoy near Hartlepool in July 1918. It was then salvaged and transferred to Swan Hunter Wigham Richardson Ltd. Dry Docks (Wallsend), with an order to restore her to fighting state. The order cancelled following Armistice and she was scrapped thereafter.Taken from the Swan Hunter and Wigham Richardson Ltd. Shipbuilders Collection Date: November 1918 |
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German Submarine, UB-110. Photograph Looking forward, showing four torpedo tubes
The UB-110 sunk after attacking a merchant shipping convoy near
Hartlepool in July 1918. It was then salvaged and transferred to Swan
Hunter Wigham Richardson Ltd. Dry Docks (Wallsend), with an order to
restore her to fighting state. The order cancelled following Armistice
and she was scrapped thereafter.
Date: November 1918 |
NOW GO SCROLL THROUGH A BUNCH OF OLD PICTURES HERE
Very Early McDonald's 1943.....
McDonald's started out as McDonald's Bar-B-Q in San Bernardino, CA in 1940. Here's a copy of the menu from that time:
The
original McDonald's served potato chips and pie, which were swapped out
for french fries and milkshakes after the first year; that photo must
have been taken sometime after the switch. Ray Kroc got involved in 1955
and opened the first McDonald's franchise east of the Mississippi in
Des Plaines, Illinois:
The drive-in BBQ restaurant was a great success:
The restaurant had carhops serving guests and would often see 125 cars crowding the lot on weekends. They quickly saw their annual sales topping $200,000 on a regular basis.
But competitors opened similar restaurants and they were selling more
hamburgers than barbequed ham so the McDonald brothers closed their
place for three months to retool. They reopened as plain old McDonald's,
serving cheap fare (like hamburgers) quickly. This is what an early
version of the menu looked like:
YHGTBSM.... Pussies Cave at The Blink of an Eye......
ENFIELD, Conn. (CBS Connecticut) — Lego will reportedly cease production of a popular “Star Wars” toy set after Muslim communities complained about the product.
The Independent reports that several Muslim groups in Austria claimed “Jabba’s Palace” was anti-Muslim as it showed popular “Star Wars” character Jabba the Hut in a mosque-like lair with a hookah, guns and an imprisoned Chewbacca.
LINK
This is the "offensive" toy...............
I have a thought on this:
Why the hell is Moochelle being imprisoned by Jabba the Hut?
I would also like to know how we as conservatives could get this type of response to the things
we find to be offensive?
This world is so bassackwards ..................
The Independent reports that several Muslim groups in Austria claimed “Jabba’s Palace” was anti-Muslim as it showed popular “Star Wars” character Jabba the Hut in a mosque-like lair with a hookah, guns and an imprisoned Chewbacca.
LINK
This is the "offensive" toy...............
Why the hell is Moochelle being imprisoned by Jabba the Hut?
I would also like to know how we as conservatives could get this type of response to the things
we find to be offensive?
This world is so bassackwards ..................
Why is It That....
...if you wake up at 3:00 am and then fall back asleep, when the alarm goes off at 6:00 am it feels like 10 minutes went by?
Monday, April 1, 2013
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Three Blondes Fishing
"We don't have any," replied the first blonde.
"Well, if you're going to fish, you need fishing licenses," said the Game Warden.
"But officer," replied the second blonde, "we aren't fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the bottom of the river."
The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line. "Well, I know of no law against it," said the Game Warden. "Take all the debris you want." And with that, he left.
As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically. "What a dumb Fish Cop," the second blonde said to the other two. "Doesn't he know that there are steelhead trout in this river?"
♫♫ Whiskey Store......♫♫
I'm listening to some Blues on Pandora and I like the guitar work on this one:
Sunday, March 31, 2013
Awwww isn't that cute.... hundreds of mischievous teens...
I love how the news likes to whitewash this shit:
mischievous teens my royal irish ass...... it's only a matter of time until this kind
of stuff escalates... they have no fear...
(CBS) — The warmest day of the year so far brings hundreds of mischievous teens to Michigan Avenue. Police are calling it “mob action.”
CBS 2 is learning about multiple incidents in at least four different locations along the Magnificent Mile and in the Gold Coast, yielding a slew of arrests.
Many innocent shoppers and tourists became caught in the middle of a very chaotic situation. Hundreds of teens littered Michigan Avenue and State Street near Chicago.
LINK
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