Tuesday, July 25, 2017
That Moment When You Go To The Interwebz And Look Up "Lying Sack Of Shit"....
I lost my plan and my primary care because the cost was way to prohibitive.
Monday, July 24, 2017
Sunday, July 23, 2017
One Pissed Off Mom
I saw this over at It Ain't Holy Water and thought I'd share it here. If there is anyone out there who does not believe the commie-liberals are conducting a well orchestrated program of "social engineering" via all forms of media (in this case the target is eleven to seventeen year old girls), they need to pull their head out of their ass and seek help immediately. This is just insane.
Link O'rama... Keeping Tabs On Things.....
Compiled and submitted by AFOI
https://www.spencerfernando.
** They're not called watermelons - green outside, red inside - for nothing. Related: http://lidblog.com/
** What if it's not CO2 at all?
http://www.i-supportisrael.
** Am I a "fan" of Russia? No. But the enemy of my enemy is not necessarily my friend, but definitely my ally.
http://www.speroforum.com/a/
** He sent Fauxcahontas a DNA test kit???? Using Alinsky against the Left.
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/
** My edits:
1. Trump and Pence impeached
2. Ryan assumes the Presidency as per the Constitution
3. Liberals start civil war as Killary is denied, again
4. Conservatives - the ones with the guns - kill Liberals en masse
5. Having finally solved the Liberal Problem, America returns to prosperity and strength
http://www.dailywire.com/news/
** Quote: "That's good news for conservatives, at least in one sense: if Marcotte is right that Christians who
have children produce future conservative voters, leftists are in some serious demographic trouble."
>> How about this proposal: In exchange for unlimited abortion (up to three months), liberals agree to build
the wall and restrict immigation. We'll have the Left extinct in two generations.
Saturday, July 22, 2017
Friday, July 21, 2017
Thursday, July 20, 2017
"Her last words to her daughters at 9:35 a.m. on the morning of her passing were “Whoopie Shit”! "
Now THIS is an obituary to be proud of:
THE WOMAN. THE MYTH. THE LEGEND.
Weary of reading obituaries noting
someone’s courageous battle with death, Mom would like it known that she
passed away as a result of being stubborn, refusing to follow doctor’s
orders and raising hell for more than seven decades.
Mom was born in
Wadena, SK and was the second oldest of eight children born to Sidney
& Doreen Skaalrud. Mom married Bob Osborne and they were both long
time residents of Balzac on the family farm. Momma worked at different
places throughout the years. Sear’s, Western Breeders, UFA and the
Balzac General Store. When she wasn’t working, she was busy raising her
three children, stirring up shit and creating a legacy for herself.
She
is the original founder of our famous celebrity Groundhog ‘Balzac
Billy’. Every Groundhog Day she would have newspapers and radio stations
calling from all over the world to ask if Balzac Billy had seen his
shadow, and boy did she give them stories. She would reply with “I’ll go
out to his hole and wake him up with a spiked orange juice and then
I’ll let you know what the little asshole’s prediction is”. She also
campaigned and was officially declared ‘Mayor Merle’ of Balzac by Jack
FM radio station. She retains that role and will eternally govern from
up above.
She and a dear friend were instrumental in organizing New
Years Eve celebrations where all proceeds were donated to Star’s Air
Ambulance. Together, these two were successful in raising over $20,000
for the organization. Mom also loved helping family and friends. At
Christmas you would find her wandering around Airdrie, handing out cards
with monetary gifts in them to complete strangers. She also loved her
Arizona homes, and Ozzie’s Outback (that she purchased for a legacy for
her grandchildren). She absolutely loved playing games ‘The Great
Canadian Boat Races’, ‘Pinchy Winchy’ and Greed to name a few. She was
notorious with her thousands of ‘Merle’ism’s’ (“Eat Shit”, “How much do
you charge to haunt a house”, “You’re not wired for 4/40”, “Suck it Up”)
and in complete Merle style, her last words to her daughters at 9:35
a.m. on the morning of her passing were “Whoopie Shit”!
Mom enjoyed
socializing, dancing, booze, parties, garage sailing, shopping,
FarmTown, drawing, curling, horses, leather tooling, taxidermy,
skidooing, camping and gardening. (Not necessarily in that order) Rumour
has it that Senior Executives at Dollarama and Walmart called an
emergency meeting to brace for the impact of the anticipated drop in
sales. We have been so incredibly blessed to have had this feisty,
mischievous, smart-assed, hilarious little lady in her our lives. We are
also grateful for the many valuable lessons she taught us.
First being:
Never throw anything away! Take all the tabs off of empty beer/pop cans
because they will buy someone a wheelchair don’t ya know. Always fold
plastic bags neatly and put them in shoe boxes and don’t forget to crush
eggshells for your garden. Mom left behind a hell of a lot of stuff
that we have no idea what to do with, so if you are looking for alot of
1970’s tupperware, twenty extremely old 1970 record players, some
stuffed real crocodiles, folded plastic paper bags, eggshells, a
partridge in a pear tree, you should wait the appropriate amount of time
and get in touch. “Tomorrow will be fine” –Haha.
We will forever
remember her infectious smile, her extremely animated joke telling, her
warmth, her energy and her complete love for life, family and friends.
Losing a Mommy is one of the deepest sorrows a heart can know, but her
goodness, her caring, her wisdom lives on in her legacy of love that
will always be with us.
Mom/Bomma/Sis was our everything, words cannot
express how very, very much we will miss her. No Mother and daughter
will ever live apart no matter the distance between them. God Speed our
Beautiful, one of a kind, unique, precious Momma, it’s not ‘good-bye’,
it’s see ya later.
We should all be so lucky to be remembered like that.
h/t to one of my readers
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