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Friday, June 3, 2011

Who Has Got the Bigger......

Balls????




























The lion or the woman holding them???

Friday Funny.....

IF you quit drinking how are you supposed to Celebrate Anything??








































































I found this picture set in the internets and I LOL'D :)


h/t to Rob A

YHGTBSM......

White House: Poor jobs numbers ‘bumps on the road to recovery’

 

Bumps in the road? Bumps in the fucking road???


are you fucking serious....!! !!!

This is more like it


It's Alright Now...........

I learned my lesson well.
You see, you can't please everyone,
so you got to please yourself



What We Have Here is.......

a Failure to Communicate..........

























sometimes... you just can't win.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Smile... is mesmerizing.........

Six Packs.............non-alchohol

























"LOTS MORE"



you're welcome............

Liar, Liar pants on fire.......

WOLF BLITZER, CNN: "Have you ever taken a picture like this of yourself?"

REP. ANTHONY WEINER (D-NY): "I can tell you this, that there are -- I have photographs. I don't know what photographs are out there in the world of me. I don't know what have been manipulated and doctored and we're going to try to find out what happened. But the most important reason I want to find out what happened is to make sure that it doesn't happen again. Obviously somebody got access to my account. That's bad. They sent a picture that makes fun of the name Weiner. I get it. Touche."





IF this douchebag had an "R" after his name he would already had to resign....

Just sayin.



Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Sometimes you just have to stop and realize...............

how very lucky you are... OR how to make the best of the hand you are delt.


Talk about an INSPIRING human being.............


Imagine being born without arms. No arms to wrap around someone, no hands to experience touch, or to hold another hand with. Or what about being born without legs? Having no ability to dance, walk, run, or even stand on two feet. Now put both of those scenarios together: no arms and no legs. What would you do? How would that effect your everyday life?








all the petty ass shit I deal with on a daily basis seems to be so insignificant now..........

Walmart at the Whitehouse................. (VIEWER WARNING)

I got this in an email...................................




Walmart Moments at the White House. 

Remember all those folks caught in embarrassing outfits at Wal-Mart?

Well, hold your sides while you're laughing -- this one will hurt, too.

Guess they didn't stock the right size  .  .  .















 














Nope I didn't think so....









Nice bra . . . good fit too  .  .  .  . (hope and change?)



























 





In the field with the common man . . .









 


 

 





 





We all need another dietary lecture from this role model . . .
























The Fashionistas First Lady .  .  .  .  .























The Peacock Dress, a warm-up for . . .























 The Pinata Dress  .  .  .  .  .


















Here's what CHANGE will get you  . . .  Deplaning Air Force One.




















A European laughing stock . . .























The black widow . . We ALL remember this one! Harbinger of

Things to come. . .  Bow legged too.


























At least her bare arms are not showing, nor do we have to look from behind.





















And that friggin' BELT! Under her boobs no less! Are we proud yet?
























 


































She LOVES that belt!  Especially with Argyle prints . . . 























Versatility! The belt is so appropriate for sober, formal occasions as well . . . .

















Left to right - Princess Letizia of Spain, French First Lady Carla Bruni and,

yep, you guessed it. "The Double Wide – sleeveless, no less."



























You gotta love a thong and a great pair of well fitted pants to show it off.

Are there no mirrors in The White House?

Panty lines, Blue shoes with Green and yellow outfit ------------ Oh, come on!































so sorry if you just ate lunch :)











"Fathom the odd hypocrisy that the government wants every citizen to prove

they are insured, but people don't have to prove they are citizens."

Ben Stein

Thank you Luckygunner... : )

and thank you Fed-ex....

Just like that, I can get on the interwebz and have stuff in 2 days....






















Sign for the package.....





















Open the package and enjoy my new ammo.....


Even the Aliens Don't Like Him....

Obsecene Crop Circle....













Those Damn Amish.........

Fights broke out among rival gang members on Carson Beach in South Boston yesterday and spilled out across the city, triggering a massive law enforcement response from at least five agencies to stem the violence.

What a great way to spend Memorial Day Weekend..

It appears to have happened at a few other places.....are these the warning signs?


Miami


Myrtle Beach



Now here is the test... see if you can spot the common denominator?


Update.....  KURTP  sees the exact same thing from his window 2000 miles, give or take, away from me.....

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Raise your HEARTRATE much????

I really can't believe the patience this guy showed while filming this.....




On teh fashion Queen's clothing.............

KurtP over at  "A Trainwreck in Maxwell" does a little snark on the "First Wookie"



which in turn made me think about an old Carol Burnette episode that has an outfit that

would be right up "Blackie O's" designer wardrobe........

I'm actually surprised she hasn't tried this one yet:


"That gown is georgeous"
"Thank you I saw it in the window and I just couldn't resist it"


A Tip For Handgun Shooters....

You need proper armrests to shoot straight......