Saturday, February 11, 2012


The Greenies Can Make a Good Commercial.....

The Underboob.... BE Careful, They Travel In Pairs.....

 18 More Pairs ;)

Dear Nohl Rosen...take off your panties please.. This is a GREAT Commercial

and that is all it is, a funny commercial.

Go read "KURTP" for more info.

Dog Alarm...... The Call of The Wild...

6-8-12 Alien Fans, Mark Your Calendars......


Pretty Amazing Talent.....

I'm Sorry, Do You Smell Something??

 H/T to  wirecutter

Busy Morning as Well As Writers Block.... Heres some Firefall

I've been running around getting some errands done and have come up with nothing to post.

I got my Silverado back last night around 6:30pm and she looks and rides great. I also got the taillights fixed on 

the company van. The sockets for the brake lights had burned ground connections and it was causing the lights 

to act weird. I purchased a couple new harnesses and all is well.

I gotta hit the webs now and see whats goin on...

I recommended to Coolchange to check out Firefall, Here is a sample :.

Didn't I hear you cry this mornin'
Didn't I feel you weep
Teardrops flowing down on me
Like rivers in my sleep

And in my dream of laughter
You came creepin' with your fears
Telling me your sorrow
In the trace ends of your tears

That's a strange way to tell me you love me
When your sorrow is all I can see
If you just want to cry to somebody
Don't cry to me
No, don't cry to me

Didn't I hear your voice this morning
Didn't you call my name
I heard you whisper softly
But the words were never plain
And in your dream of darkness
I came shinin' like a sun
Waiting for the laughter
But the laughter never comes

That's a strange way to tell me you love me
When your sorrow is all I can see
If you just want to cry to somebody
Don't cry to me
No, don't cry to me

Didn't you feel alone this mornin'
Didn't you need a friend
And in your darkest hour
You came runnin' back again

That's a strange way to tell me you love me
When your sorrow is all I can see
If you just want to cry to somebody
Don't cry to me
No, don't cry to me
Don't cry to me
Don't cry to me
Don't cry to me

That's a strange way to tell me you love me
That's a strange way to tell me you love me
That's a strange way to tell me you love me

Friday, February 10, 2012

This is My Neighbor....

She's single...
She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door...
I rushed to open it.

She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny!  I have this
strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! 
Are you busy tonight?"

I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"

Then she said, "Good!  In that case, could you watch my dog?"

H/t to Paul S

At A Party Timeline.....

Over $5.00 A Gallon.. and I Keep Going Back...

I have already spent $500.00 and I'm running out of vehicles to fill....

One Way of Looking At It..............

The Birds and Bees Talk With Your Kids....

One Darwin Award, Coming Right Up!

Trees, Stars and The Aurora Borealis

Watch in on full screen

Aurora 2012 from Christian Mülhauser on Vimeo.


A Very Patient Dog... Big Reward


A Dog Named " Deterrence ".....

Bust-a- Cap..file under "Why Didn't I Think of That?

What a great idea this is. Not just for LEO but for personal prepping to have in emergencies.

Click the Pic:

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Whoa..... Talk About Open Carry....

20,000,000 Tons of Debris to Hit the West Coast Is Starting....

Debris from the Japanese "TSUNAMI"

During the video the kid mentions being in Antarctica, He says in the comments of the video was
just kidding around.

This Will Get Your Adrenaline Going.....

H/T to commenter "ParaPacem"

Smokin Hot Gun Pron.....

a dose of tough love.... We Need More Parents Like This.

Watch the whole thing......

Go and Read the "FACEBOOK"  page.

Big H/T to "KurtP"

♫♫ Foreigner Power Ballad ♫♫

Grizzly and Wolf Fight .....Sqweeeeee

Iron Sky, a dark scifi comedy.....

Fifty Year Old Manure Spreader... $1.00

Click the picture. Laugh.

H/T to "Whatbubbaknows"

Another "One Of Those Days" Stories..... OMG.....

Go read ""Granddad's Corner" and follow his bad day from start to finish.

I think his day was worse than mine in the previous post.

H/T to "Stephen"

Busy Morning a.k.a. When It Rains It Pours....some nsfw

(some of the links are nsfw)

Billybob over at "HELLONEARTH" was kind enough to inquire about my damaged "Silverado "
this morning.

The truck has been in the shop since 1-19-2012 and I just found out that they received the "WRONG" rim. 
Now ,according to the body shop, the "correct" one is coming in today. (we'll see).

So I am without my daily driver and am driving the "COMPANY VAN".

Last night I was going out to meet the boys for some "ADULT TIME" and when I checked the brake lights on the van I noticed they weren't working.( sigh) I didn't want to give the "revenue generators" any ammunition to "PULL ME OVER". So today I am working on finding the issue with those damn "TAIL" lights.

My first thought was to get all new bulbs for the "TAIL" light assemblies. There have been issues where the solder on the cheap "CHINESE"bulbs has melted and shorted across the terminals and or they have melted the inside of the sockets. So I decided to head down to the auto parts store.

My Silverado is in the shop and my van is disassembled.

No problem I'll jump in my "FORD BRONCO" since there is no snow on the ground and its a nice day I will take it for a putt to down to the parts store to get new bulbs. I warmed up the old girl and headed on my way. Halfway to AutoZone I start to get a "rumble in the rear end" of the bronco.....

It isn't there when I have it under load but when I coast down a hill or just step on the clutch it gives a good rumble. My guess is U-Joint or "rear-end" bearing. 

SO NOW,   I DON'T have my pick-up, the van is a good source of revenue generation until I figure out whats wrong with the brakes and the Bronco is going to the garage next week......

I'll keep you posted...

So that has been my morning and I feel better after putting this post together!

I hope you enjoyed my misfortunes as much as I have.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Holy Crap...Hold Onto Your Seat.......

What If Girls And Guys Swapped Roles At The Bar?

Now I Feel Old......

Get Out Of Your Mom's Basement The TSA is Hiring!!!

Watch for language..


Hmmmm.... Seems Legit

Captain "Mugs" Incredible Maneuver in an F-4 Phantom

 Click the Picture....

Just Look.....

BMW Preowned Cars.... Slick Advertising..

 H/T to Danny A.

The Russians Have Reached The Antarctic Lake...

"Russian scientists" have finally drilled down through four kilometres of Antarctic ice to a lake that has been sealed for the last 20 million years.
Veteran Antarctic researcher Professor John Priscu says that he expects to see 'unique organisms' in the lake.

They were feared missing not to long "AGO".  

This story will be really interesting giving he fact that this lake hasn't seen our atmosphere for 20 million years.

Some Songs Stuck In My Head....

Uh-Oh..Moochelle is gonna be PISSED!!!!

Looks like they hit one of her flying monkeys................

Happy Hump Day!

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Why Does The Alarm Clock Ring........... NSFW

...just as you are asked to join in and frolic???

Click the clock


I Fink You Freeky.....


Kinda of a Crappy Afternoon... I Need a Distrac...........hmmmmmm

LIfe Sucks........Thoughts and Prayers....

One of the blogs I have come across is "BIGREDKEV" he posts some risque as well as some funny stuff.

It seems that he may be dealing with some serious medical issues. If you are so inclined stop over and wish him well.

He is across the pond in The U.K. and has a wife and young child.

Best of Luck and Wishing You Get Well Kev,


It's Winter.. Keep Your Baby's Head Warm With Humor....

Click the pic for the finished product :

A blonde orders a beer

The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar.

  It hits the blonde woman's boobs and splashes all over them.  

The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her boobs.

Each time the blond calls for another beer this happens. So after the third beer, a guy decides to help the bartender out.

The next time the bartender hit her boobs, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts and she decks him!

He is lying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady. Why do you let the bartender do it?'

'Duh,' says the blonde. 'He has a licker license!'

We Used To Look Upon The First Ladies With Respect .....

...some of them had grace and dignity and pride.... some...well....

Dear Spammers....

I would like to let you know that:

1. I do not wish to buy cheap handbags.

2.I do not wish to buy cheap watches.

2. I do not wish to buy cheap pharmaceuticals

3. I do not have erectile dysfunction

4. I don't want to hook up for sex, increase my libido, enlarge my....  wait a minute, how much is it?

I Hope No-One Starts Off Their Day Like This.....

random pic from the webz....

Monday, February 6, 2012

Men, Here is a Handy Hormone Guide Chart for Quick Reference......

The Male Mind Will Fill In The Rest........... NSFW

Two Coffees In Heaven.... Great LYAO Joke....

Go Read it at "HELLONEARTH"  you won't be disappointed, trust me!

Full Snow Moon*.... 2-6-2012

* there is no snow at all.

From the Farmers Almanac

• Full Snow Moon – February Since the heaviest snow usually falls during this month, native tribes of the north and east most often called February’s full Moon the Full Snow Moon. Some tribes also referred to this Moon as the Full Hunger Moon, since harsh weather conditions in their areas made hunting very difficult.

This is the view outside word at 5:00pm or so.....

SLOTUS.... you will laugh.....

 Go "HERE"

H/T to iowntheworld

YHGTBSM.... Hidden Fees in Mortgages... BULLSHIT!

Just before Christmas, American workers got a rare gift from Washington politicians - the current payroll tax cut would be extended for two more months.
At the time, both President Barack Obama and House Speaker John Boehner lauded the move to avoid a tax increase for millions of working Americans.
But there's something the politicians weren't bragging about - the fact that they're paying for the two-month tax cut with what has turned into a brand new fee on home buyers.
The new fee is a minimum of one-tenth of 1 percent on Fannie Mae- and Freddie Mac-backed loans, and is likely to go much higher.
It will be imposed for the next 10 years on most mortgages and refinancings and it lasts for the life of the loan.


 The $35.7 billion collected in fees won't go into the Social Security fund to replace the lost payroll tax. It goes to the general treasury where Congress can spend it however they please.

Read HERE...   (CBS News) 

Liars.... every last one of them, thieving liars......

North Likes Me, He Really Really Likes Me!!

 He gave me an award:
The Liebster Award . Liebster is German for dearest, beloved, or favorite. The Liebster Award is given to up and coming bloggers , who have less than 200 followers.

Thanks "NORTH"

Now for my speech:

1. Copy and paste the award on your blog.

2. Link back to the blogger who gave you the award


3. Pick out five (tough choice there are tooo many)  favorite blogs with less than 200 followers, and leave a comment on their blog to let them know they have received the award.

4. Hope that the 
five  blogs chosen will keep spreading the love and pass it on to five more blogs.

Here is my list of
five  some of my daily reads in no particular order:

and there are many others in my sidebar that I peruse often.

THANK YOU to all of you that make the blogosphere an amazing place!















....and at that moment all was well with everything.....

Monday Demotivationals......

The American Pride Camaro........

...... was commissioned by GM in the Summer of 2010. It is a 2011 camaro and was a top secret project. It was painted at Mountain Muscle Cars in Cosby TN. The project took about three months from start to finish. This car was the brainchild of Scott Settlemire from GM’s Show car division. I am so Honored to have been chosen to paint this historic car. Stay tuned to what we have for the future.

Go see all the amazing pictures here:


(RG in the comments of an earlier thread sent this over!! THANKS RG! )