This is My Neighbor....

 
 
She's single...
She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.

 

I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door...
I rushed to open it.

 

She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny!  I have this
strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! 
Are you busy tonight?"

 

I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"

 

Then she said, "Good!  In that case, could you watch my dog?"



H/t to Paul S