Friday, June 30, 2023

Due To Circumstances Beyond My Control FFFF Will Have To Be Postponed Until Tomorrow Evening..


 It has been a crazy busy week and I ended spending some well needed time with my 

Mom today.  We had a great afternoon and evening so far.  To all the fans, don't fret, I'll get

to it tomorrow. 

 Mom said to tell you that she's more important.

Enjoy the evening and hopefully a long 4 day weekend.

I'll be back,


Watch as Bribem aimlessly wanders off the stage after a "powder puff" interview with PMSNBC.

Wednesday, June 28, 2023

Humpday Dumpday, Memes That Is...





Some Senior Wisdom...


·        The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.

·        Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.

·        Happiness is not having to set the alarm clock.

·        When I get a headache I take two aspirin and keep away from children, just like the bottle says.

·        Just once, I want the prompt for username and password to say, “Close enough.”

·        Becoming an adult is the dumbest thing I’ve ever done.

·        If you see me talking to myself, just move along. I’m self-employed. We’re having a meeting.

·        “Your call is very important to us.  Please enjoy this 40-minute flute solo".

·        Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags, or is it just me?

·        I hate it when I can’t figure out how to operate the iPad and my tech support guy is asleep. He’s 5 and it’s past his bedtime.

·        Today’s 3-year-olds can switch on laptops and open their favorite apps. When I was 3, I ate mud

·        Tip for a successful marriage: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she’s mowing the lawn.

·        So, you drive across town to a gym to walk on a treadmill?

·        I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.

·        I decided to stop calling the bathroom "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

·        If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees.

·        Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.

·        Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't

·        You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.

·        Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work

·        "On time" is, when you get there

·        Even duct tape can't fix stupid – but it sure does muffle the sound

·        It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-

·        Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you

·        "One for the road" means peeing before you leave the house. 


      H/T to JB


Ain't She Sweet....










Mutual of Irish's Wild Kingdon... The FAFO Chronicles.. Enjoy A Smirk With Your Covfefe...


 This has been overdubbed with cRap music, turn off the volume. 

Just know there was a screeching of tires near the end.




Tuesday, June 27, 2023

Mic Drop....







For A While I Had Hope For Humanity... Now, Just Pour Some Soy On It...


  watch and listen... it might take a few minutes to unpack what happens....






I don't think these "confused" people understand the sort of "jokes" and games mamas, daddy's, grandmas, granddaddy's, aunts, uncles, etc. play when someone messes with their kids.


Here is a CCR classic for your listening pleasure this morning.


Good Guy With A Gun Stops Potential Mass Shooter.. Las Vegas..


 This happened a few days ago, still not much information:


Some links to the security video and stories. Some conflicting information







It Appears That "Bedalia of Tartan" had Fruit Loops Coated With More Than Sugar...









Monday, June 26, 2023

'Nazi's ' exposed and not one word other than crickets...

 First up this:


 Here's the video:


It's Monday, How About Some Nail Biting Luck?