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Friday, August 5, 2011

That guy is crazy......

He might fall out of the raft and get eaten by sharks........






E-Trade Baby Loses it All...... LOL!!





From TEOTWAWKI and MATT

Today is International Beer Day!!!!

I 'm thinking I might have to do some celebrating the right way......


It's 5:00 PM...I'm off to find a  keg- party like this :




























I'll report in later if I'm successful..........

Banned Plasma TV Commercial.........

My sick and twisted funny bone was tickled harshly by this one!!!......it's banned for a reason ;)












H/T to Rob A

Just Saw this on Facebook............

Larry Correia Posts

"If the US Government was a family, they would be making $58,000 a year, they spend $75,000 a year, & are $327,000 in credit card debt. They are currently proposing BIG spending cuts to reduce their spending to $72,000 a year. These are the actual proportions of the federal budget & debt, reduced to a level that we can understand." - Dave Ramsey

 and from the comments:

And half the members of the family are screaming at the dad, calling him a "terrorist" and a "hostage-taker" for making that tiny little reduction from $75K to $72K.

SIgn of the Times.......

 The New Hampshire Liquor Commission has reported record-setting sales in 2010.


4.5-percent increase 


White Mob... Attacks and Beats Blacks...... Disgusting!!!!

Paging Al Sharpton...Paging Jesse Jackson..Paging The Race Baiters......


Witnesses' accounts claim everything from dozens to hundreds of young black people beating white people as they left State Fair Thursday night.


Oh wooops....I got the colors wrong........



"It was 100% racial," claimed Eric, an Iraq war veteran
from St. Francis who says young people beat on his car."

Pretty Amazing............

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Headin Out for a Bit and I Need a Driving Song............

Awwwwww..Pic for your Thursday Night..........

Two Birthdays..........

The United States Coast Guard is 221 years old today.  Barack Obama is 50.  One has a proud history of protecting our borders.  One doesn’t. You have a 50/50 chance of guessing which one.



Copied with respect from "HERE"

Ahhhh YA She Does..............

Sometimes it's the Simplest Thing That Works!

It got tangled in a trip wire connected to what Fessenden guesses could have been 500 lbs. of explosives. The bomb went off. The six soldiers controlling the truck from their Humvee were unhurt.


GREAT JOB BY OUR SOLDIERS!!

Coming Soon to a City Near You...........

Don't Laugh





What do These Pics Have in Common???

Go To "WEASELZIPPERS"  scroll thru the pics and read the comments........



I got nothing.........

I need a little help ... what do you guys/ gals what to see/read about today?




Here's a pic to make you smile....... 







Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Kylie Minogue.............

Make-up and Hair style..............$500.00
New Dress for the show............$700.00
Giant Stuffed Bear......................$300.00











































Not knowing how to hold the bear when you have a
microphone in your hand...

Priceless!






Animator VS Animation... Great Little Video... :)

Click to watch it full screen..............




Arthur K asks a GREAT Question..............

Over at "ACEOFSPADES"



Do You Know Anybody Who Voted Against Obama in 2008 But Has Been Converted and Will Vote For Him in 2012?

TheOnesDay® *

John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama all die and go to heaven. God looks down from his throne and asks McCain, “Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?”

McCain takes a breath and then replies, “Well, I think so because I was a great leader and tried to follow the words in your great book.” God looks down and then says, “You can sit to my left side.”

So, McCain takes his seat and then God asks the same question to Hillary, “Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?” Hillary thinks for a second and then replies, “I think so because I have been fighting for the rights of so many people for so long.” God again looks down and this time says, “You can sit to my right side.”

Finally God turns to Barack Obama and asks, “Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?”
Obama smiled and replied, “I think you’re in my seat.”


*TheOnesDay® Meme - Borepatch , UncleJay and Coop

Cartoon of the DAY.....




























thanks to "Darcprynce at The Daley Gator"

Letter to Bonefish.... from Bubba.. a MUST READ.

Bubba handles the situation and puts forward some great points .......



On Thursday, July 21 2011, my wife and I sat and prepared to have a wonderful meal at your fine restuarant; BoneFish at North Hills Raleigh. Halfway through the appetizer of Bam Bam Shrimp, which is one of my wife’s all time favorites, we had a visitor at our table.
A member of the North Hills mall security came and asked if I was in possession of a sidearm. When I answered yes, I was asked to remove my weapon from the premises. I went to my vehicle, removed the sidearm which was in an open carry, belt-mount holster, and locked it inside.
Then my wife and I decided to leave, even though the manager invited us to stay and finish our meal, free of charge, apologizing for the incident.

"READ THE REST"

Gotta Make a Stop This Morning .....

...for the yearly checkup.  Wish me luck!



Pic of the Day.....





Mr. P. North unavailable for comment.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Are you F@$KING Shitting me????

He started life as a white science geek living with his uncle.
But now to reflect the racial changes in America Spider Man has been given a makeover - as a half black half Latino teen.
Miles Morales has replaced Peter Parker as the face behind the famous webbed mask, Marvel Comics has revealed.





Just WOW .. check THESE out before the PC police come..........

You Know... they should bring back some of these ads :












Well Thats Pretty Clear Now Isn't It?

Oh Ya Baby... Just Like That...............

Can you name the Movie?

If you can  just say "yes" in the comments :


Colonel Joe Conley: This is Crystal Palace. Are you still on?
[no response]
Colonel Joe Conley: This is Crystal Palace. Are you still on? Is anyone there?
Colonel Chase: That's affirmative, sir.
Airman Dougherty: Yeah, we're here! Jesus H. Christ! We're still here!

Did You Guys and Gals Get Your Cost of Living Raise??

NO, you say??  hmmm lets see who did:


























"MORE HERE"

Douchebag Award Goes To....

The Idiot Bitch from the US Fish and Wildlife Service...


This Broad must be a blast at parties....


"She was really nervous. She was shaking. Then she pulled out a badge," 

Just go read and watch your blood pressure!!






Your Government at work.........



Prehistoric Yellow Jacket....

Look at the size of this Yellow Jacket that the Furious Frenchman killed.....




That thing is HUGE... 


notice the scale size in comparison to the new Obama Dollar Coin!




Tusday Campaign Pic......

Keeping up with "Jay G"



Some Random Pics for ya... I gotta get something done today :)








Thought for the Day.....

ASSPLODING HYPOCRISY... Some Republicans are being called "TERRORISTS" for not wanting to raise the debt limit... meanwhile we are NOT allowed to use the word "TERRORIST" for the actual "TERRORISTS" you know the ones that blow shit up and kill and main and behead and ..... terrorize people......... WTF????????????
 
 
....The Furious Frenchman told me Bernie Goldberg said something like this last night.

Monday, August 1, 2011

Ah Ya... I'm Impressed Too..................

6:55 AM THIS! was Cranked on My Commute.......

Getting Bin Laden..GO READ ....

Check out this EXCELLENT story in the "NEW YORKER"

I perused it and will go back later for a full read.....




Thats sooooo Cool!!

There is a company that makes a floating water slide!! Who knew?





It's Monday.. Time for Australian Beer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5 best sentences

These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read:



1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation.

Sunday, July 31, 2011

Hey... Try This Test.......

See if you can watch this whole video for 7 minutes without wanting to ram your hand thru the monitor...











H/T to Billybob at "HELL ON EARTH"

November 24th 1971.........

The night before Thanksgiving, 1971, a man calling himself Dan Cooper, wearing a suit and raincoat, walked up to the Northwest Orient desk at Portland airport in the United State’s Pacific Northwest and spent $20 on a one-way ticket to Seattle.
On the plane, he donned a pair of dark sunglasses, ordered a whiskey, lit up a cigarette and coolly handed the stewardess a note. In capital letters, it read: I HAVE A BOMB IN MY BRIEFCASE. I WILL USE IT IF NECESSARY. I WANT YOU TO SIT NEXT TO ME. YOU ARE BEING HIJACKED.

"READ HERE" 



This will be interesting if it plays out......

The FBI today revealed that it believes it has America's most elusive fugitive finally in its sights 40 years after famed hijacker DB Cooper disappeared when he jumped out of a plane over Washington.
Investigators said that they are testing the fingerprints of a new suspect after what they said is the 'most promising' lead to date in its bid to crack America's only unsolved hijacking.
A mystery hijacker calling himself Dan Cooper, also known as DB Cooper, boarded a Northwest flight in Portland for a flight to Seattle on the night of November 24 1971, and commandeered the plane, claiming he had dynamite.

"READ HERE"