Friday, September 30, 2011

Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air....

Dim the lights and grab your favorite mood enhancer.....

From "HERE"

MSM.. Terrorist Translation Guide.........

Obama FINALLY Makes Sense to Me.....

I had a visitor....

I'm sitting at my desk at 6:00pm and this little critter comes waltzing in
and gets in the trashbag :)

sorry for the cell phone quality video

Drink Orders...

A Utah Mormon was seated next to an Irish Catholic on a flight back to the   States from London .
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were   taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey and a glass of Guinness, which was   promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust "I'd rather be savagely raped by a   dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drinks back to the attendant and said, "Me   too, I didn't know we had a choice."

H/T to Tom H.

Observations From The Road.....

I had to go make a delivery this afternoon and my mind wandered along some strange paths :

Dear Idiot,
When you chose to pass the guy in front of you , on the double yellow lines, did you feel
like an ass when you got to the red light and you had to stop and the guy you passed went right
on by with the green arrow?

Dear Wigga,
Your car does NOT look cool when its lowered so much that the wheels are dink-toed out, the 
ground effects rub on every little bump and pebble and it sounds like a briggs and stratton lawn
mower.  Even your stupid ass hat on crooked looks rediculus too.

Dear Hawt Chick,
Thanks for smiling at me at the stop light. You looked nice all dolled up in your sugar-daddies Escalade.
Thanks also for the bad thoughts I had as you drove away, alas that is a post for Penthouse Forum.

Dear Obama Bumper Sticker Guy,

I do so wish that my insurance company allowed mulligans.

Rule 5 for a Friday.....

All of a Sudden I Got Something in my eye.........

( My Friend posted this on Facebook, I had to share it. It's a true "Story")

Our 14-year-old dog Abbey died last month. The day after she passed away my 4-year-old daughter Meredith was crying and talking about how much she missed Abbey. She asked if we could write a letter to God so that when Abbey got to heaven, God would recognize her. I told her that I thought we could so, and she dictated these words.............

Computer Geeks + Star Wars......

Finding Inner Peace...Friday Edition

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we all could use a little more calmness in our lives. By following this simple advice heard on the Dr Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed... The way to find inner peace is to finish all the things you have started but didnt finish. So I looked around my house and before leaving today....................and......

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Amazon Showed Up Today.....

NOOO ..not this one:

this one........the one that delivers books:

Being Prepared.... Turned up to 11

One Possible Reason to Use Linux......

You Mad Bro??

As "BIGFURHAT" Points out:

"There ain't enough golf and lobster to make the pain go away"

So PETA Lauched Their New Ad.... "Payback is Hell"..

all I can say is F#CK PETA......

Someone Pulled My Heartstrings...... Bacon Edition

 "COOP"  sent me this with the note: 

"I saw this and I thought of you…"

awwwwwwww... shucks...

Thanks Coop.....:D

Does Anyone Remember The McDonalds Beating??

A woman who confessed to her role in a vicious beating of a transgender woman in a Maryland McDonald's has been sentenced to five years in jail.
Teonna Brown, 19, pleaded guilty last month to first-degree assault and a hate crime and was sentenced in Maryland court on Tuesday.

Food Porn...... SFW

Everyone once in a while someone responds to an email a day or two after I sent one to them.

The usual statement attached is "This was in my Spam"

To which my mind thinks this:

It is rather Pavlovian isn't it?

I'm Feeling A Little Ted for Lunch Today.......

One Thousandth Post!..... I Give you 1000 Words.....

Well I'm sure I've wasted alot of your time with the random brain drippings I leave here.

So I will just post a picture that is worth way more than 1000 words......

A BIG H/T to Bruce MacMahon for that one.

Simple animation and Pictures to explain complex principles

1: Aircraft Radial Engine


2: Oval Regulation


3: Sewing Machines


Another Mob Attack in Philly... WTF?

A critically wounded 2-year-old girl was among four people shot Tuesday night in South Philadelphia when a mob of girls charged a house and gunfire erupted in a dispute stemming from a high school fight, police said.


This same thing happened the other day.....  "HERE"

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

I'm Gonna F&CK Up The Whole Internet With This Post.....

1970's Soft Rock Hits.....

70's One Hit Wonders Compilation.....

FIREFALL........ One hour video.......

I'm having a little chocolate vodka and surfing thru youtube music.

I came across this great video ( if you like Firefall that is)


Is It Wrong? think this way?

I was driving home tonight and got to thinking. Maybe we just need some shit to start so we can get this over with. I know that innocent people will die and there will be lots of bloodshed, but I feel it's coming anyway.

There are a few things that will cause some major changes.

Iran or Israel attack each other.

The radical islamists are successful at pulling off a major terror attack here.

The inner cities erupt in rioting and violence.

The market crashes

Some of these things are very close to happening and there is nothing that can be done to stop it. If we are going to have to go thru it the lets
just get it overwith, I'm getting sick of waiting to see large red font on Drudges website when i go there.

The End of an Epic Story.......

How About a Little Cruise Down The River "Styx"

Now THAT explains alot...........

Come At Me Bro........

Nooooo ...... Spilled Beer,............

Oh Ya... The machine needs some new bearings in the Z- Axis.......

Broken CNC Machine..........grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


While you are patiently awaiting more stupid posts from PISSED
Please enjoy this picture of Christina Hendricks


"Patrick Leahy Is Eric Holder's Punkass Flunky Boy."

"Pass It Around"

Copy, paste, and post to your own blog. You owe it to Border Patrol Agent Brian Terry, ICE Agent Jaime Zapata, and over 200 Mexican Nationals, many of them law enforcement.

From a link at "IRONS IN THE FIRE"  and  "THE DRAWN CUTLASS"

Insomniac Theatre Presents.....

Shit I Find On The Internets......

I found this video after going back to look at an earlier post

that I commented on over at "SOYLENT GREEN" ( nsfw link but worth it ;))

As I scrolled thru the 6 comments the last one was from "NURSEMYRA".

Lately I have been clicking on various commenters to go see what their blogs are about. I read thru some of the stuff on the about page
and someone had posted the above video back in 2007.

The web goes deeper and deeper.....

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Set The Wayback Machine to 1961.......

Go Watch This 2 Minute Clip

.... Warning very "RACIST LANGUAGE"

Now Thats Fahkin Funny Right There.........

Whether or not you like him, this is some funny ass video...

Sandwich Maker.... Expert Class

Random Cool Pic.....

Maybe Sly Can be Matt Foley?

"SLY STONE" living in a van.

White Mob Attacks Black Family.....

You know it's the other way around.... 

As ASM826 says..."BE PREPARED"  

 Follow the link on his page.....

I'm not Shocked...Taxpayer Funding of Chevy Volt to Create Jobs – In China

It seems the promise of job creation for taxpayer funded green initiatives, such as the Chevy Volt development, is partially being kept. The only problem is that many of those jobs are going to China. General Motors confirmed last week that it would develop an electric vehicle platform in China. USA Today reports that GM Vice Chairman, Steve Girsky, stated that GM and Chinese auto company, SAIC, will develop a new electric vehicle that would draw upon the Chevy Volt's technology. Girsky also hinted that future Chevy Volts will be built in China in order to qualify for Chinese subsidies of about $19,000 per car. Girsky claims that neither China nor SAIC are demanding that GM share Volt technology. Whether they are demanding it or not, it is obvious that they will get it.


H/T to "The Furious Frenchman"

Gird Your Loins Boys......

I've seen this posted at a few sites this morning and figured I would share....

World’s Most Secure House: A Zombie Bunker

Now this house is cool.....

Read "MORE HERE"... lots more pics

H/T to Danny A. who says he wants to build one of these. :)

3 New Navy Ships......AMAZING

Here's a glimpse of the new aircraft carrier USS Reagan and two other unique ships.


When the Bridge pipes 'Man the Rail' there is a lot of rail to man on this monster: shoulder to shoulder, around 4.5 acres.  Her displacement is about 100,000 tons with full complement.  


Top speed exceeds 30 knots, powered by two nuclear reactors that can operate for more than 20 years without refueling                   

1. Expected to operate in the fleet for about 50 years

2. Carries over 80 combat aircraft 

3. Three arresting cables can stop a 28-ton aircraft going 150 miles per hour in less than 400 feet


1. Towers 20 stories above the waterline

2. 1092 feet long; nearly as long as the Empire State Building is tall

3.  Flight deck covers 4.5 acres

4.  4 bronze propellers, each 21 feet across, weighing 66,200  pounds

5.  2 rudders, each 29 by 22 feet and weighing 50 tons

6.  4 high speed aircraft elevators, each over 4,000 square feet


1. Home to about 6,000 Navy personnel 

2. Carries enough food and supplies to operate for 90 days

3.  18,150 meals served daily

4.  Distillation plants provide 400,000 gallons of fresh water from sea water daily, enough for 2,000 homes      

5.  Nearly 30,000 light fixtures and 1,325 miles of cable and wiring 1,400 telephones

6.  14,000 pillowcases and 28,000 sheets

Nokia for TEH WIN!!

Now you can call the morgue immediately after dispatching a douchebag.....

Can You Detect The Theme.....

Of This "QUICK QUIZ" ?

forward this to your liberal friends and ask them to deny it. 


Monday, September 26, 2011

Norwegian Heavymetal .....

"Billybob" over at Hell on Earth posted some Zebra videos that brought back some memories of

my youth :)

Does anyone remember any of these?

Kissable LIps..... muah

Insane Office Escape.....

Official video for 'The Stampede' by Biting Elbows
from our debut EP - 'Dope Fiend Massacre'

The music is "meh"  the video is pretty cool :)

Hey BubbaJoe..Hold My Beer, Watch This!!

The TSA so far,,,,,,,,,,,

1979 and These Words Ring True Today....

Just see and listen
The attached video is a young Phil Donahue interviewing Milton Friedman thirty years ago.  
It is extremely relevant to the current economic issues before the President and Congress!
Just 2 minutes of your time…It is most enlightening.

POTUS.... The Make Up Team Is Challenged

Archie Bunker has a few words for Barack Obama

I never knew that I was watching prophecies back then. Who ever put this together is brilliant. Priceless and whether you like it not you smile by the end of it… Isn't it amazing how the Bunker Prophesy came true? After 35-40 years it still fits today ... Archie predicted the future as if he had a crystal ball ...

H/T to my friend RICH

Video found "HERE"

After Lunch Earworm.........Triumph

The days grow shorter and the nights are getting long
Feels like we're running out of time
Every day it seems much harder tellin' right from wrong
You got to read between the lines

Don't get discouraged, don't be afraid, we can
Make it through another day
Make it worth the price we pay

The Good Book says it's better to give than to receive
I do my best to do my part
Nothin' in my pockets I got nothin' up my sleeve
I keep my magic in my heart

Keep up your spirit, keep up your faith, baby
I am counting on you
You know what you've got to do

Fight the good fight every moment
Every minute every day
Fight the good fight every moment
It's your only way

All your life you've been waiting for your chance
Where you'll fit into the plan
But you're the master of your own destiny
So give and take the best that you can

You think that a little more money can buy your soul some rest
You better think something else instead
You're so afraid of being honest with yourself
You'd better take a look inside your head

Nothing is easy, nothing good is free
But I can tell you where to start
Take a look inside your heart
There's an answer in your heart

Fight the good fight every moment
Every minute every day
Fight the good fight every moment
Make it worth the price we pay

Every moment of your lifetime
Every minute every day
Fight the good fight every moment
Make it worth the price we pay

SO Not What I Was Expecting.......

I found this "HERE"

Thought For The Day..........

Why does the alarm clock ring.....


.....JUST when you're getting to the good part?

A Bear and a Rabbit.........

..... are taking a shit in the woods.


The bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"

The rabbit says, "No."

So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Rule 5 for the Win....


where you can go see some more of this beauty:



Strawberries are the only fruit with seeds on the outside.

The average strawberry has 200 seeds.

Strawberries are the first fruit to ripen in the spring.

Strawberries are a member of the rose family.

Americans eat 3.4 pounds of fresh strawberries each year plus
another 1.8 pounds frozen per capita.

Strawberries are low fat, low calorie; high in vitamin C,
fiber, folic acid, potassium

Strawberries, as part of a 5 a day fruit & vegetable program,
can help reduce the risk of cancer & heart attacks.

... and they take great pictures....

Knock First.....

Dear Alec* Baldwin.....

* Thanks to Dedicated Dad in the comments. I had spelled Alec as Alex
I guess it just goes to show how little attention I have payed to him.

Jay G.. Could Star in This Great Beer Commercial

I just found this over at AcesofSpades..

What a great Beer Commercial!! :)

What would you do???

Toroidal Vortices....way cool vid and music... :)

Riding With a Liberal....

Oh dear, pull over and give him a ride he looks like an unemployed tree cutter

thats in need of some help...