Friday, September 30, 2011

Drink Orders...

A Utah Mormon was seated next to an Irish Catholic on a flight back to the   States from London .
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were   taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey and a glass of Guinness, which was   promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust "I'd rather be savagely raped by a   dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drinks back to the attendant and said, "Me   too, I didn't know we had a choice."

H/T to Tom H.

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