I used to fly into San Jose a lot on business and quite a few times I saw someone from home-even a couple people from our church. Would never have a mistress on my arm in that airport.
Ugh. Ex-son in law has a white trash niece who now has 2 bastard children-one by her husband who is in prison and the other by his brother. The girl was mostly raised by her grandparents who are shit for brains morons with a lot of money. And her mother had 3 girls by 3 different fathers-only one of whom she married. Go figger.
I'd be overlooking a beautiful lake or similar, and NOT the Los Angeles Basin (or possibly San Fernando Valley - I grew up there and am so happy to be rid of that state).
You could win the top prize five times and the cat will still take a can of tuna fish over you every day.
ReplyDeleteAren't there supposed to be white bonnets?
ReplyDeleteCats refuse to wear them.
DeleteMust not have won much.
ReplyDeleteNo redhead. ;-)
Leigh
Whitehall, NY
The redhead is the loser's reward...
DeleteShit. If that's the case, I should have a pile of them laying all over the place.
DeleteNo such luck though.
Leigh
Whitehall, NY
Losers reward? Sign me up
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ReplyDeleteBoy! Oh Boy! I'd think that I had died and gone to Heaven if I could be the filling in that lemon cream sandwich.
Having trouble reading the signs in that picture. Is it the expensive pussy?
ReplyDeleteNot if you hit the lottery
DeleteThey ALL are expensive.
DeleteLike my father says: "Sometimes the fucking you get , ain't worth the fucking you get".
Leigh
Whitehall, NY
Innerwebz comment of the century Leigh.
DeleteI spent 18 years paying for a fucking. Gramps knew his shit.
DeleteI spent 18 years paying for a fucking. Gramps knew his shit.
DeleteDidn’t know we had palm trees in New Hampshire, must be southern NH
ReplyDeleteOver by Biloxi
DeleteOver by Wolfeboro. They import them for special occasions, like daylight.
DeleteOver by Wolfeboro. They import them for special occasions, like daylight.
DeleteDidn’t know we had palm trees in New Hampshire. Must be southern NH
ReplyDeleteProof money cannot supply wisdom :-)
ReplyDeleteChinese symbol for Trouble is two women under one roof.
Keep your mistresses in different cities, better yet different time zones.
Can be cheaper that way :-)
I used to fly into San Jose a lot on business and quite a few times I saw someone from home-even a couple people from our church. Would never have a mistress on my arm in that airport.
DeleteAm I the only one who clicked on the picture, just in case there were more?
ReplyDeleteIf you only have two, I suggest getting sisters. They have their dominance games worked out already. Don't ask me how I know.
ReplyDeleteUgh. Ex-son in law has a white trash niece who now has 2 bastard children-one by her husband who is in prison and the other by his brother. The girl was mostly raised by her grandparents who are shit for brains morons with a lot of money. And her mother had 3 girls by 3 different fathers-only one of whom she married. Go figger.
DeletePay off the wife. Run away from all women.
ReplyDeletedo the David Lee Roth, never marry or knock up.
DeleteThe cat won’t take half your stuff when it gets tired of you. Much more economical.
ReplyDeleteThe cat will still think he's superior to you.
ReplyDeleteBut who cares?
DeleteThe cat will love you because you care for it and keep it safe. The other two will eventually hate you for the same things...
ReplyDeleteExactly.
DeleteIrish
Agreed.
DeleteThree!
ReplyDeleteNew cat?
ReplyDeleteI miss Cesar
ReplyDeleteHe’s got his hand on the wrong pussy.
ReplyDeleteMaine Coons are the top of the cat world. That was a good choice.
ReplyDeleteI'd be overlooking a beautiful lake or similar, and NOT the Los Angeles Basin (or possibly San Fernando Valley - I grew up there and am so happy to be rid of that state).
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