G-nite........

Funny Funny Funny LYAO Funny!

I saw this at "troublesome times" via my "blogbrother"

Nice......

SLAAAAACK WATCH!!!....

It seems "ATTACKWATCH" has fallen silent....

Guitar by Erik Mongrain....

I counldn't find a video that had good enough sound with him playing
but you can check out his other video's on the youtube sidebar :)

Battlestar Gallactica Quote...... Very Telling

It's Looking Like One Of Those Days.....

The Human Brain Is Amazing..Here is Proof....

Think about what his brain is processing during this......

How About a Rule 5 Friday Post?

Crazy Gunman In Hollywood..... Random Shooting

How can you protect yourself from this kind of insanity?
I'm sure he was licensed and the gun was registered......( ya right)


William Wiles awoke to the sound of gunshots Friday morning in Hollywood.
Wiles lives in an apartment overlooking the intersection of Sunset Boulevard and Vine Street and said he looked outside to see a young gunman in a white shirt firing randomly at cars.
Wiles, a student at the Los Angeles Recording School, said he began recording video on his iPhone. A  brief video, which he provided to The Times,  shows a man in the intersection firing a shot at a pickup truck.
The gunman was "being crazy and spastic," Wiles said, adding that he heard the man yelling.

Story and "VIDEO"

Notes From The Road....

I had to drive up to Norway Maine this morning about 4 or so hours round trip....
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7:30 a.m.
Note to self, DO NOT walk into an Irving gas station for water and trip snacks just as the woman at the food counter is taking maple fricken danishes from the toaster oven.... The whole place smelled like a grandmother's kitchen...
( and NO I didn't buy one)
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I passed THIS Truck heading up to the highway.... I felt sorry for the driver but it's a good cause.

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Dear Girl texting and coming into my lane... ya I'm PISSED, thats why I am looking at you 


LIKE THIS!:

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THESE  are more addictive than Crack Cocaine rolled in Meth and served by naked women
being carried on a silk divan by circus midgets.....

 

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I was listening to XM Octane's channel for some good hard rock and this song came on:

"Life Is Beautiful"

You can't quit until you try
You can't live until you die
You can't learn to tell the truth
Until you learn to lie

You can't breathe until you choke
You gotta laugh when you're the joke
There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive

Just open your eyes
Just open your eyes
And see that life is beautiful.
Will you swear on your life,
That no one will cry at my funeral?

I know some things that you don't
I've done things that you won't
There's nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home

I was waiting for my hearse
What came next was so much worse
It took a funeral to make me feel alive

Just open your eyes
Just open your eyes
And see that life is beautiful.
Will you swear on your life,
That no one will cry at my funeral?

Alive...
Just open your eyes
Just open your eyes
And see that life is beautiful.
Will you swear on your life,
That no one will cry at my funeral?

Just open your eyes
Just open your eyes
And see that life is beautiful.
Will you swear on your life,
That no one will cry at my funeral?

Just open your eyes
Just open your eyes
And see that life is beautiful.
Will you swear on your life,
That no one will cry at my funeral?

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I DID NOT see Stephen King, He lives in Bangor Maine.


and on the way back I came upon an older Ford Taurus with Illinois license plates.
They were towing an empty car dolly that way wiggling back and forth causing the car
to vibrate side to side. As I passed by it I could see the woman driving and the man
in the passenger seat. Both of them were kinda a weaving back and forth.

I thought to myself... WTF?  you're gonna drive all the fricken way back to Illinois 
like that???  Jeebus!!




Anyway I stopped at the BBQ on the way back to work and got some nice smoked
briscuit for a late lunch...YUMMY!!

Their Name is "AVIATIC"

Time just withers away
Stealing day after day
The moon calls, the night falls
Goodbye beautiful day
Seems time never can stay
Just keeps running away
The stars fly and hearts cry
Leaving nothing left to say
[Chorus]
Goodbye beautiful day
I must be on my way
Bring the rain to wash the pain
I'm sorry I can't stay
Goodbye beautiful day
That's all I have to say
Come tomorrow I'll be gone
I'm sorry I can't stay (Sorry I can't stay)
Time always has a say
Slowly slipping away
It's gone now yet somehow
There's no telling time today
This time I'll go away
And I'll be gone to stay
We all know we'll all go
That's all I have to say
[Chorus]
Goodbye beautiful day
I must be on my way
Bring the rain to wash the pain
I'm sorry I can't stay
Goodbye beautiful day
That's all I have to say
Come tomorrow I'll be gone
I'm sorry I can't stay (Sorry I can't stay)
[Chorus]
Goodbye beautiful day
I must be on my way
Bring the rain to wash the pain
I'm sorry I can't stay
Goodbye beautiful day
That's all I have to say
Come tomorrow I'll be gone
I'm sorry I can't stay (Sorry I can't stay)
[Chorus]
Goodbye beautiful day
I must be on my way
Bring the rain to wash the pain
I'm sorry I can't stay
Goodbye beautiful day
That's all I have to say
Come tomorrow I'll be gone
I'm sorry I can't stay (Sorry I can't stay)

Well worth watching... stick with it thru the advertisement!!!

Going to Norway, and Mooch's Mothership.....

I have to go pick up some parts that I subcontracted to a company in Norway ME. ,ayuh.

It'll be about a 5 hour round trip so I won't be posting ( don't be sad) hahaha.

In the meantime check out the neat video that I saw over at "mymuseshankedme"

It is definitely interesting to say the least.. looks like the ships cloaking device

is overrun by a "CORONAL MASS EJECTION" (yahoo news)

Watch the whole thing... it really is Amazing!!







Here by the way is my travel map.... see ya later today!!

Periodic Table of Swearwords.... (nsfw- adult language)

I think we can put this to good use describing the current

enemies that make up the administration that is in Washington.





Periodic Table of Swearing from Clay Interactive Ltd on Vimeo.

Jeez, it got really dusty in here............

I saw this over at "Iowntheworld"

Star Wars Parents.....

Close Call

wait for it... wait for it... wait........





Close Call

World's Largest Model Railroad.....

The video speaks for it self :

Big Brass Ones....

I saw this over at "Iowntheworld"

Since I only live 2 hours south of Mt Washington I have driven up to the summit many times.


Needless to say it's white knuckle in some areas BUT it's worth it to drive up there just to


say you did.  When you get there and you are lucky to have a beautiful day at the summit the view 


is amazing!!!

Zombie Apocalypse Fortress.....

Cold War Era Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Silo/ Adirondack Airpark

MISSLE SILO-Home Built on Former Missile Base (19.20 Acres) Offering Underground Living & Access to Missile Silo NEW LIST PRICE $750,000

Aircraft Hanger Building on 10.75 acres NEW LIST PRICE $125,000. 7 Building Lots Ranging From 3 -9 Acres Overlooking White Face Mountain NEW LIST PRICE $68,000 Per Lot. PHASE 2 (125 Acres of Land) NEW LIST PRICE $150,000. Log Home on 4.1 Acres with Runway Access for Airplane NEW LIST PRICE $259,000.

Total Package $ 1,760,000


Check out this "SITE" for more pics

 

We've All Been There....

Busy Busy...

Wow..what a difference a day makes :)


I had to leave a bit early yesterday and came in this morning to a couple good


orders from my customers :)


I have been ordering material and arranging shipping for the next couple of weeks


as usual they want it alllll before Christmas!

Dear Alec Baldwin.. You Pretentious Piece of Excrement.....

you, Dear Ass Wipe, are a douchnozzle.....

Do You Have Smelly Feet.?...This is a Good Test...

Upright Vacuum Cleaner....

A vacuum cleaner, commonly referred to as a "vacuum," is a device that uses an air pump to create a partial vacuum to suck up dust and dirt, usually from floors, and optionally from other surfaces as well. The dirt is collected by either a dustbag or a cyclone for later disposal. Vacuum cleaners, which are used in homes as well as in industry, exist in a variety of sizes and models: small battery-operated hand-held devices, domestic central vacuum cleaners, huge stationary industrial appliances that can handle several hundred litres of dust before being emptied, and self-propelled vacuum trucks for recovery of large spills or removal of contaminated soil.

An upright vacuum is self contained and can be stored in a small space for immediate use.

Here we have an example of a vacuum sharing a small storage space with a clothes 
steamer.

Wife for TEH WIN!

After having a disagreement, a married couple drove down a country lane
for  several minutes without saying a word to each other. 

Both believed they were
right, and neither wanted to give in.

They approached a pasture with a pack of mules.

"Relatives of yours?" the husband asked, gesturing at he group of animals.


"Yep," the wife replied. "In-Laws."


HAHAHHAHA

It Has Been 70 Years......

My Grandfather joined after the attack and went on to drive
landing barges at Okinawa and Iwo Jima. I wasn't old enough
and mature enough to appreciate what he must have done. I have only
heard bits and pieces of stories and there are days I wish I
could go back and sit with him and ask him all kinds of
questions.  He was older than most of the other guys so 
he got the nickname "Papa Joe". We called him that his whole life.

Good Mor............ WHOA.......

A Real Crappy Post....

I have a bit of insomnia and am doing a little late nite surfing. I happened upon this 


video over at "iowntheworld".  Obviously I had to watch the whole thing once it 


started. ( Lauguage warning although I would be saying the same things)









From the video:


Where does al lthe poop go in Dubai? Millions of people and no sewers, just holding tanks and "poop" trucks. We found this lineup out on the highway and never found the end of it. We asked the drivers and they had been there for 3 days. Maybe why they now just dump it in the ocean and the beaches are closed. Listen closely....


You would think with ALLLL the billions they would have built a treatment plant???

Sugar and Strawberries...... (kinda NSFW) Gnite :)

Just Heard at The Homestead.....

20 yr old Stepson ( aka lazy)


The Boss ( known as The Boss)


*sound of toilet flushing*
*sound of running feet in the hall way*


lazy: "MOM! You'll never guess what just came out out of me!"


The Boss (laughing) "What? What are you talking about?"


lazy  " OMG! it was so gross"


The Boss " Was it Poop?"


Lazy " YA well kinda, well no, I don't know what  it was, just  gross"


Laughing as he goes down stairs......



This is my reaction:

Hmmmm..The Things I Find on Youtube....

SFW

Gaming The System huh Sweetheart??

A young New Yorker we'll call Minerva McGonagall* was tired of dipping into her savings to keep up with her Manhattan lifestyle.Her $45k salary was not enough and she needed at least an extra $500 a month and sometimes $1,000 to pay her credit card bills and afford her $1,475 a month apartment in Murray Hill.Then she discovered "MATCH.COM"


found at "smalldeadanimals"

Set the wayback Machine to 1969.....

'they weren't used to drinking because they're Muslims' (YHGTBSM)

The Island of the Once Great Britain is slowly getting ready to tip over.....


A gang of Muslim girls who repeatedly kicked a young woman in the head walked free from court after a judge heard they were 'not used to being drunk' because of their religion.
The group screamed 'kill the white slag' while kicks raining in on 22-year-old Rhea Page as she lay motionless on the ground, the court heard.

The attackers - three sisters and their cousin - were told by a judge that normally they would have been sent to jail.
However, he handed the girls - all Somalian Muslims - suspended sentences after hearing that they were not used to alcohol because their religion does not allow it.

When you read this "STORY"  you will understand where my nickname PISSED comes from....

Why Oh Why are we so coddling to the Muslims?

Thanks to "BOB" at The Drawn Cutlass.

Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before....

A Lawyer, A Therapist and A Retired Travel Agent....

are "THROWN OFF A PLANE"



We are sinking deeper and deeper...............

Aristo-Cat.....

PSA... Men, THINK Before You Speak!!

A Skinny Little Irish Guy.....

Skinny little    white Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy    standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him, he    looks down and says:

'7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds    of testicles, Turner Brown.'

The little white Irishman faints and falls    to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.  

  The big guy says, 'What's wrong with you, little fellow?' 

In a weak voice    the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'

The big dude    says, 'I saw your curious look and I figured I'd just give you the answers to  

  the questions everyone always asks me -

I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350    pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name    is Turner Brown.' 

Dog Thoughts.....

Wait Until They Start Self Replicating......

From the "JAPANESE MINISTRY OF DEFENSE"


 This machine can hover like a helicopter, and take-off and land vertically. But because it works like a propeller plane standing vertically, it can fly forward at high speed using wings, which a helicopter can't do. This machine also has three gyro sensors, so even if it hits an obstacle, it can maintain its attitude and keep flying through automatic control.



H/T to "BUBBA"

...and a MEME is Now Public Enemy Number One....

Guitar For a Monday Night.....

I know have posted this back in the infancy of the blog BUT it is

such a GREAT hauntingly good song I figured I would dust it off

for tonight.... enjoy :)

It's Getting Near The Holidays.........

..and my sensitive side ( I blame my mother for that part of the gene pool I got ) anyway,


my sensitive side thought this was a nice picture that my friends niece posted on facebook.

USS Barack Hussein Obama......LOL!

Found at "FrankensteinGovernment"

Like a Boss...

Never heard of it?..Might Want To Keep an Eye On It Then....

"Mystery company buying up U.S. gun manufacturers"

BEER! .....The Lego Beer Song.... GREAT

This is old BUT I have never seen it.... enjoy :)












H/T to "THISAIN'THELL"

Awwww Video for Monday Morning......

I Have a major soft spot for Golden Retrievers....

How Can You Tell It's Gonna Be a Looooong Week?

Wake Up and Meet The Puppy......

( Watch the volume for language )

Hitler Finds Out About The Feral Irishman

Okay..THIS is my first try at this. I have enjoyed these parodies that people have done and I figured I would try my hand at it.  IT has defiantely taken some time and thought to get it to this point. 

GO easy on me it's my first time ;)

As always, I greatly appreciate my audience and commenters that stop by here to visit my little corner of the interwebz!!

THANK YOU ALL!

I Do So Miss The Good Old Days.....