Saturday, July 22, 2023
Let Me Introduce "Alison 250C18" The Rule 34 Turbine In The Howmet TX In an Earlier Post
There were a few of you guys that caught it and mentioned something in the comments.
I guess the internet hasn't ruined the rest of you that commented.
She's a screamer....
Saturday Surfin' and Postin' ♫♪♫ Some Tunes That I Heard Earlier Today...♫♪♫ Great Live Versions
I didn't hear this earlier. It was on the sidebar while I was going through Youtube.
This song brings back some good memories......
I'm off to surf and lurk for a bit.......
I Think Ron Sent This As A Test....
I only got the following pictures of this race car.
It looks like it's at a car show on a residential street.
There was no body to the email but I think he wants to test and see how
badly I have been corrupted by the interwebs.....
Can anyone identify the make of the car?
By the way Ron, I'm totally corrupted by the webz to answer your implied question.
Friday, July 21, 2023
Men Are Just Happier People!
This needs no explanation - (H/t to JB he sent in the text portion)
Men Are Just Happier People!
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress - $5,000. Tux rental - $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuffabout tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Two pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes - one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache... You can do Christmasshopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!
NICKNAMES
· If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
· If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman.
EATING OUT
· When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, outcome the pocket calculators.
MONEY
· A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
· A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
BATHROOMS
· A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
· The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337 A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
· A woman has the last word in any argument.
· Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE
· A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
· A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
· A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
· A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
· A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
· A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
· Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
· Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
· Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
· A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
TFIF!! Well Worth Watching This...
Simon Ateba
@simonateba
BREAKING: Journalist Emma-Jo Morris (@EmmaJoNYC), who broke the Hunter Biden laptop story for @NYPost
but was immediately censored by the state on social media in an attempt to influence the 2020 election, just delivered a mind-boggling testimony on the extent of censorship in America. She is now a politics editor @BreitbartNews
. WATCH and Listen :
Thursday, July 20, 2023
Wednesday, July 19, 2023
Oh For Fucks Sake.. Can't We Just Have Some Fun...
Heading off to the salt mine this morning and I was going to comment about our spate of
weather here in New England. Rain, Hot, Humid, Clouds, nothing dries out.
My comment or title was going to be "Everything smells like a wet horse".
So I went looking for a picture of a "wet horse"
The image was attached to this article.....
ready,
here's the title:
5 Climate Change Issues for your Horse
HERE<
seriously?
This is getting tiring.
More later.
Remember kids, you can't run your AC but we all have to buy electric cars and plug them into the
same fucking grid that the fucking AC is fucking CONNECTED TO!!
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