Panda Ownage....

Here's Quick Rule 5...... with Ink...

Nobody Kicked In My Door Last Night....

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It's been a busy morning and I only made time for a ham and cheese omelete, BACON,
and coffee... be back when I get a minute :)

Janet Likes Girls With Guns.....

Tourettes, Hitler and Toothpaste?... you will laugh...

Caution on the volume and lanuguage....

Hooper: It's a carcaradon carcharias. It's a Great White ( cat )....

I laughed.... :)

US Brewery Maps..Hey It's Friday Right?

I saw this over at my blogbrother "BOREPATCH" and I see that "BROCK" has linked it.

I'm glad to see that important information gets out on the web

as soon as possible!!!


"THE BEER MAPPING PROJECT"


Looks like some roadtrips are in order..... :)  

All this talk of beer got me thinking about  having one and trying out 
the dull end of my new "Gekkota Pocket Knife"

Somedays......

I Keep Breaking The Washing Machine....

so I can  volunteer to go to the laundromat...... enthusi-ass-tically.

Hello?..... Statefarm? um...ahh.... ya...

I dug "THIS" up about the incident.

For The Ladies That Stop By Here... Some Hunks.. Rule 5 Men

LOTS MORE BELOW THE FOLD:

Cool Time Lapse "Dam Draining Reservoir"......

October 28, 2011 — The White Salmon River in Washington state is flowing again as the nearly 100-year-old Condit Dam was disabled with explosives Wednesday. The reservoir draining took about 2 hours. Further demolition is scheduled in 2012. The event is a significant milestone for river restoration and dam removal nationwide.

Great Bumper Stickers....

"LOTS MORE"

Better Be The Best Beer Ever......

What Famous Gun Blogger Is In This Photo?...(nsfw)

...or at least separated at birth?

New Sneakers OnThe Truck...

I just spent 2 hours having tires put on and ran some errands while I was out...


Where the hell did the morning go???


Oh well, Let me get settled and warm up the interwebz and see what I can come up with


today...



I think I might have to get an Oil Change tomorrow.... 

Hey Lets Mix Their DNA With Living Ones.....

BUENOS AIRES, Argentina -- Fossils of a tiny and previously unknown saber-toothed, squirrel-like creature have been discovered in Argentina, providing new clues to how small mammals lived among dinosaurs more than 93 million years ago, scientists said Thursday.


"Sabertooth Squirrel Fossil Found in Argentina"



If we mix their DNA what could possibly go wrong?

Chewy.... ?

Dead Six Book

I am more than 3/4's of the way through "DEAD SIX" by Larry Correia. and Mike Kupari


It's definately a page turner and hard to put down when it's time to hit the hay. 


I'm headed up to try and finish it tonight if I can.


I highly recommend it, you won't be disappointed at all...


Catch you at the sunrise :)


PISSED

Before There Was A Chuck Norris.....

Smart Phone Technology Messes With ME......

So, I call up the Furious Frenchman at work and get his v-mail. I hung up and figured he
would see the missed call and call me back. About 5 minutes later I get a text message:

In an intercourse.  Call you back

*blink**blink* ... so I start the snoopy dance






figuring he might have a little hot number in his office.... hehehhehe




anyway I text him back "CONGRATU-LAID-TIONS!" at which 


point I get another text that says "wtf.. INTERVIEW, i'm in an inteview"


and so my hopes for my friend were dashed upon the rocks.......

Beautiful Earrings.....

Advice For An Older Guy......

I was working out at the gym the other day, when I spotted a sweet
young thing doing squats.....

I asked the trainer that was near-by,
"What machine should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?".




The trainer looked me up and down and said…
"try the ATM in the lobby."







H/T to Tom H.

Thanks! Weer'd Beard.....

This just arrived from Amazon....

Weer'd loves this "KNIFE" so I decided to try one out.


Here's the "WEBSITE".

Absolutely Stunning Video..... Murmuration* ..enjoy

*Murmuration....A chance encounter and shared moment with one of natures greatest and most fleeting phenomena.

A collection of starlings is called a murmuration. Liberty Smith and Sophie Windsor Clive unexpectedly caught a rather large and exquisitely balletic murmuration on video while canoeing on the River Shannon in Ireland.








Murmuration from Sophie Windsor Clive on Vimeo.



H/T to "althouse"

Random Picture.....

OWS vs. TEA Party Graffic.....

 

H/T to "IOWNTHEWORLD"

Fried Chicken +Machete+ Paterson NJ....=

Third World "CRIME"  and criminals.....

When My Death Comes Knocking.....

...i really hope she is hot ;)

Magnetic Boobies....... attracted Me....

Set the wayback Machine to 1972......

I havent heard this in awhile....

Heading Out...

Going to meet the furious frenchman for some adult beverages and have hot chicks hit on us so we can break their hearts....

...or at least that sounds good on paper..

We Need To Find The Immortality Gene Fast......

Clever Cat Troll.....

Mary Had a Little Lamb.......

Random Picture.....

I Larfed At This One....

Have You Ever Closed Your Eyes On A Sunny Day?

Eye floaters are those tiny spots, specks, flecks and "cobwebs" that drift aimlessly around in your field of vision. While annoying, ordinary eye floaters and spots are very common and usually aren't cause for alarm.

Floaters and spots typically appear when tiny pieces of the eye's gel-like vitreous break loose within the inner back portion of the eye.
When we are born and throughout our youth, the vitreous has a gel-like consistency. But as we age, the vitreous begins to dissolve and liquefy to create a watery center.
Some undissolved gel particles occasionally will float around in the more liquid center of the vitreous. These particles can take on many shapes and sizes to become what we refer to as "floaters."
You'll notice that these types of spots and floaters are particularly pronounced when you peer at a bright, clear sky or a white computer screen. But you can't actually see tiny bits of debris floating loose within your eye. Instead, shadows from these floaters are cast on the retina as light passes through the eye, and those shadows are what you see.
You'll also notice that these specks never seem to stay still when you try to focus on them. Floaters and spots move when your eye moves, creating the impression that they are "drifting."

Carpe Diem..............

Cue The Mission Impossible Theme......

H/T to Aceofspades

Your Band Sucks.......

“in the production of foamed plastics.”

I went back to the McRib post I put up earlier and did a little more in depth reading on the article I attached. Go check it out if you are so inclined.


Needless to say I ended up on "THIS" page. You should read it.


I looked up:

Azodicarbonamide... interesting stuff to say the least.

 

IF You Have a Smart Phone You Might Want to Watch This...

Spy software for your "Smart" Phone can track your everymove and give up alot of your info


Well worth watching this "NEWS STORY"




H/T to "conservativeblogcentral"

Man Drives Car Back and Forth to The Moon 4 Times......

Figuratively speaking...


Joe LoCicero was given a 2012 Honda Accord at a parade in the city of Saco on Sunday after surpassing the million-mile mark on the odometer of his 1990 Accord. He reached the milestone last Thursday.

"NEAT STORY"

Neil... for the Checkmate and Teh WIN!

The Mc Rib is Back.......

...and I WON'T be getting one... ever.



At face value, the sandwich contains just pork, onions, and pickle slices slathered in barbecue sauce and laid out on a bun. But the truth is, there are roughly 70 ingredients. 

Read "MORE" if you want to. 

No wonder we are dying of cancer, heart disease, and diabetes....

Of Course I Support Occupy Wall Street......

I PAY MY FARKIN TAXES!!!!



I stole "BUBBA'S" thunder and snark with all due respect

Changing The Calendar....

...and this got stuck in my head:

Too Good Not to Share........

My friend posted this on Facebook... it has a lot of uses!

Her Name is Coco...

This is Ice T's Wife Coco.. She used to look like this:

and then some surgery later:

AND IF YOU "REALLY" WANT TO SEE HER.... CLICK BELOW.. KINDA NSFW..

Some Chick With Assburger Syndrome is Breaking News?

So let me get this straight....72 days ago she spent 10 million dollars on a wedding and now its
breaking news that shes getting divorced?  What is her talent? What does she offer society?
My God... sooooo many people that live and die for TMZ stories and reality TV are going to
wake up one day when TSHTF and they are going to SOOL....


Okay, shes easy on the eyes... thats it:

How About a Helloween Earworm?

Tips For The Perfect Marriage.....

 These are attributed to various people if you search google:
 

1. Two times a week  go to a nice restaurant, have a
little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays,You go on Fridays.

2. We also sleep in separate beds.
Hers is in California , and mine is in Texas ..

3. I take my wife everywhere,
but she keeps finding her way back.

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our
anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place
to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake."

8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!".

10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'.

12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!".

So I Said To Barack.....

"Barack, I know Abe Lincoln, And you ain't no Abe Lincoln."

Damn It... I'm Doomed.....

I never forward that crap............

Must Be One Of Ace's Moron's Kids......LOL'Z

Hello 911 !!! ... Omg!!! Theres A...........

Tell me that someone didn't call the cops........

Too Busy To Occupy Wall Street......

H/T to Joe T.

Can't wait to see how THIS works out.......

So now we are releasing genetically modified mosquitos into the enviroment??

Researchers on Sunday reported initial signs of success from the first release into the environment of mosquitoes engineered to pass a lethal gene to their offspring, killing them before they reach adulthood.

"HERE"

Sun's Out.....Snowpocalypse was not quite that bad here....

The sound of breaking trees and limbs kept me up a few times during the night. I was expecting a lot worse when I got up at 6:30 than what really occurred. We had some big limbs down but the power stayed on for us which is a good thing. There was 3-4 inches of HEAVY wet snow on the ground so it was a  plowable storm. Right now there are still a lot of areas with out power in all the surrounding communities as well as areas in my town. Most of the roads are clear and the sun it beautiful.


There really wasn't anything worth me taking pictures of so"HERE" are a bunch from the local news.

Scroll  through them and look at some of the pictures that show the depth ...   WOW


I think this afternoon calls for a sushi run and then a couple of beers with my good friend Mike P. whilst watching the football game.


I hope you all have a great day!! :)

Check This Snowfall Map Out...

I live in the Northeast corner of MA so we are in the 4-8 inch range. So far the power has flickered twice and I can hear trees breaking in the area.  Check out the snow fall in western MA.. 


This is a heave wet snow, I can't imagine 3 feet of it!!!  I'm sure the tree and building damage will be pretty substantial.