Dear Irish,
I found something in my truck that made me concerned. After some internet sleuthing is
appears to be an Apple Airtag.
I did some research and I am fairly confident my Ex may be trying to track me. She probably wants
to see when I die so the life insurance can be collected. What kind of devious shenanigans can
you and the followers come up with? Thanks very much, "Lost in the Ether"
Well "Lost in the Ether" after reading your email a few quick thoughts come to mind. Hold on
whilst I refill my whiskey.....
Now, where was I? oh ya, First off, since you follow this blog, please make sure it's not the fibbers.
We don't want you in jail on trumped up charges.
If it's not the alphabet soup gang, I have a couple quick thoughts:
First, get your own airtag and epoxy it to the airtag you found in your truck. That way you can keep
track of it. Make sure you leave your cell phone at home and drive to a remote truck stop and
find a quick way to leave the Airtags on some cross country rig. Hilarity ensues.
OR
Drive to some place remote, again without your cell phone, and find a ravine with dense vegetation.
Bring a sling shot and launch the package into the wilderness. Hilarity ensues, also.
Maybe the readers will offer up some great ways to mess with Ex.
Any ideas gang?