The food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever.
Meanwhile, the Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture, asks us to "Please Do Not Feed the Animals" because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves.
My money is on the bear being a more responsible animal.
ReplyDeleteIf you think about it, this post should probably get the RACIST! flag, too.
ReplyDeleteIt's just an unfortunate choice of pics that the bear is black...., right?
ReplyDeleteWe also have a Federal law making it illegal to feed marine mammals (dolphins, seals, etc) for the same reason!
ReplyDeleteThing is, they KNOW they're creating dependence! They do it on purpose, buying votes with our money!
"Pssshh...
I Sho'-NUFF be votin' Demm'crat - Cuz' alla 'dem 'Publicans be wantin' want to take away our SH!+!!"
For those not in the know, "Their SH!+"=="YOUR MONEY!"
When you say "I want to keep more of what I EARNED" they hear "I WANT TO TAKE AWAY YO' SH!+."
Thus is the division.