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Saturday, March 3, 2012


Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. 

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United State s crops and livestock. 

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2060. 

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.

Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United State s ..

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet seven inches with
Only 3 illegitimate children.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2060..

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent..

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.

I Love This Country!

It's The Government That Scares Me!

Stop organized crime.
re-elect no one.


  1. unfortunately i think that might not be too far from the truth

  2. sick link from IOTW! Feral you are making quite a name for yourself! Kudos, you deserve it.

  3. Funny. Glad BFH posted your website. I'll be back.

    Regarding the Spotted Owl - At one time during the big brouhaha about the owl in the NW, my daughter sent me a bumper sticker that said:

    Save the Spotted Owl, Collect the Whole Set.

    That didn't set too well with a few tree hugging relatives of mine.

  4. @ Julie.. I know, sad but true.

    @ Eric..Thanks I appreciate it :D

    @ Plain Jane.. Welcome to the blog :)


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