Thursday, December 22, 2011

So Cute and Funny "Daddy said OH-OH, Mommy said AH-AH"

3 comments:

  1. Wonder how many people she tells about this :)

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  2. stopsign, I can only imagine the story. Most of us have been in this situation :)

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  3. My daughter was VERY precocious.
    She was ~3 and walked in on me getting dressed. I was wearing "bikini-briefs" the (then) wife had bought me.

    Kid strolled in, yakking a mile a minute (as usual) then stopped in her tracks, bug-eyed...

    "HEY!..." she said, pointing...

    "...'Doze are MAW-ME's Unda-way-yarz!"

    I tried explaining, but she was having NONE of it!

    "Nuh-UH! Boyz Undah-way-yarz have 'dat 'FING in 'da Fwunt! 'Doze Undah-way-yarz don't have 'dat 'fing!

    'DOZE.ARE.MAW-ME'S.UNDAH-WAY-YARZ!!!

    WHY ARE YOU WEARING MAW-ME'S UNDAH-WAY-YARZ??!!??"

    I literally took her to wal-mart, to the men's department, and SHOWED her that they were, indeed, DADDY's "Undah-way-yarz", and the matter was dropped.

    A few weeks later, we took her to Sunday School as usual. To the old-school, Southern, "holiness" Baptist Sunday School...

    Her teacher - "Miss Amy" - was the Associate Pastor's wife, a woman so prim and proper I truly believe she'd have died before passing gas, even if completely alone.

    My sweet little girl bounced into her room, yakking a mile a minute (as usual) with the volume set to "11" (as usual) and spotted Miss Amy -- whereupon she stopped mid-sentence about whatever she'd been yakking about and said:

    "HI MISS AMY!"
    (Hi Kiddy)
    "Guess What, Miss Amy?!"
    (What, Kiddy?)
    "MY DADDY WEARS MY MOMMY'S UNDAH-WAY-YARZ!!"

    All Miss Amy could say was the world's most prim and proper, quiet little

    "Oh!"

    I didn't even bother trying to explain...

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