So I'm talking to Steve aka "The Furious Frenchman" about plans for Christmas Day.
We are bantering back and forth about what to do when he says "I want to deep fry a turkey"
and I said "That sounds like a great idea, just make sure that you use a fresh one. The frozen ones are
dangerous and you don't want to burn yourself to death".
We laughed and he said "I think you use peanut oil" and I said " Use Lard" and then I said "
"NO! better yet use bacon grease... can you imagine deep frying a turkey in bacon fat??"
"YUMMY"!!!
I'll let you know if he even gets to the point of cooking a turkey let alone deep frying one.
After the conversation I hit the webz and what to my wondering eyes should appear but this:
I was loving it up to the point they turned into a bunch of 'ginas and starting drinking wine.
ReplyDeleteMy mind immediately went "libtards."
In Montana and parts of Idaho, we've heard of wine drinking men- but nobody actually knows one.
He will be cooking that bird outside right?
ReplyDeleteNext up: Bacon TurDucKen!
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