tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-365858055267871677.post7165835877800883539..comments2024-03-29T07:11:25.519-04:00Comments on The Feral Irishman: So Cute and Funny "Daddy said OH-OH, Mommy said AH-AH"Irishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09772405362867585844noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-365858055267871677.post-61373757010556360862011-12-25T23:43:19.526-05:002011-12-25T23:43:19.526-05:00My daughter was VERY precocious.
She was ~3 and wa...My daughter was VERY precocious.<br />She was ~3 and walked in on me getting dressed. I was wearing "bikini-briefs" the (then) wife had bought me.<br /><br />Kid strolled in, yakking a mile a minute (as usual) then stopped in her tracks, bug-eyed...<br /><br />"HEY!..." she said, pointing...<br /><br />"...'Doze are MAW-ME's Unda-way-yarz!"<br /><br />I tried explaining, but she was having NONE of it!<br /><br />"Nuh-UH! Boyz Undah-way-yarz have 'dat 'FING in 'da Fwunt! 'Doze Undah-way-yarz don't have 'dat 'fing!<br /><br />'DOZE.ARE.MAW-ME'S.UNDAH-WAY-YARZ!!!<br /><br />WHY ARE YOU WEARING MAW-ME'S UNDAH-WAY-YARZ??!!??"<br /><br />I literally took her to wal-mart, to the men's department, and SHOWED her that they were, indeed, DADDY's "Undah-way-yarz", and the matter was dropped.<br /><br />A few weeks later, we took her to Sunday School as usual. To the old-school, Southern, "holiness" Baptist Sunday School...<br /><br />Her teacher - "Miss Amy" - was the Associate Pastor's wife, a woman so prim and proper I truly believe she'd have died before passing gas, even if completely alone.<br /><br />My sweet little girl bounced into her room, yakking a mile a minute (as usual) with the volume set to "11" (as usual) and spotted Miss Amy -- whereupon she stopped mid-sentence about whatever she'd been yakking about and said:<br /><br />"HI MISS AMY!"<br />(Hi Kiddy)<br />"Guess What, Miss Amy?!"<br />(What, Kiddy?)<br />"MY DADDY WEARS MY MOMMY'S UNDAH-WAY-YARZ!!"<br /><br />All Miss Amy could say was the world's most prim and proper, quiet little <br /><br />"Oh!"<br /><br />I didn't even bother trying to explain...Dedicated_Dadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06375339835638311982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-365858055267871677.post-36384217614560992462011-12-23T08:05:05.239-05:002011-12-23T08:05:05.239-05:00stopsign, I can only imagine the story. Most of us...stopsign, I can only imagine the story. Most of us have been in this situation :)Irishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09772405362867585844noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-365858055267871677.post-9302690061831186472011-12-22T19:29:17.228-05:002011-12-22T19:29:17.228-05:00Wonder how many people she tells about this :)Wonder how many people she tells about this :)stopsignhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14025731958009048624noreply@blogger.com