Showing posts with label obama. Show all posts
Showing posts with label obama. Show all posts
Saturday, June 2, 2012
A Little Blog Beggin to My Fans...... Help Irish Out...
THIS POST WILL STAY ON TOP, SCROLL DOWN FOR NEW POSTS......
Good morning all,
Conservative BC has put up a poll for the Coolest SOB In The Conservative Blogosphere. (click the link to get to the poll).
I have been nominated and it seems that wirecutter over at "KNUCKLEDRAGGIN" has taken this quite seriously, to point that he is willing to throw down the race card.
I would like to ask you to go vote for me so we can piss Kenny off. MUAHAHAHHAHAH!!!
I will be willing to pander, like all good politicians, to the following groups to get you to vote
I Shortened this up so please click to see more....
Good morning all,
Conservative BC has put up a poll for the Coolest SOB In The Conservative Blogosphere. (click the link to get to the poll).
I have been nominated and it seems that wirecutter over at "KNUCKLEDRAGGIN" has taken this quite seriously, to point that he is willing to throw down the race card.
I would like to ask you to go vote for me so we can piss Kenny off. MUAHAHAHHAHAH!!!
I will be willing to pander, like all good politicians, to the following groups to get you to vote
I Shortened this up so please click to see more....
Saturday, September 3, 2011
They told us......
Verbatim from "DOUG ROSS JOURNAL"
They told us that allowing law-abiding citizens to carry concealed weapons would turn our streets into rivers of blood.
They told us that taking trillions of dollars and giving it to those "who truly needed it" would cure poverty.
They told us that giving home loans to those who couldn't afford them would make the American dream achievable for all.
They told us that paying into the Social Security "Trust Fund" would guarantee a comfortable retirement for everyone.
They told us that allowing teachers to unionize in public schools would help inner city students reach for the stars.
They told us that the federal government could run a guaranteed, affordable health care program for seniors forever.
They told us that the new employment paradigm consisted of millions of "green jobs".
They told us that their support for immoral and criminal behavior wouldn't result in the breakdown of the two-parent family.
They told us that spending trillions on Stimulus programs would heal a damaged economy.
They told us that raising taxes on corporations and "the rich" would create more jobs.
They told us that our borders were "as secure as they've ever been".
They told us that intentionally restricting access to our own sources of energy would reduce dependence on foreign oil.
They told us that spreading unemployment benefits and food stamps far and wide would help the economy.
They told us that, despite other failed government health care programs, they could successfully take over the entire medical system.
They told us that their record-breaking borrowing could never result in a downgrade of the United States' AAA credit rating.
They told us that "the Constitution doesn't matter".
They told us that anyone who opposes their unconstitutional, un-American, reckless and failed policies are racists.
Well, I'm here to tell you:
Everything they told us was a lie.
Everything they told us was wrong.
Intentionally, diabolically, criminally wrong.
And if we don't vote out every Democrat politician -- at every level of government -- in 2012, this beautiful Republic, this magnificent country, this bastion of free enterprise and private property rights, this shining city on a hill... well, it will be finished.
They told us that allowing law-abiding citizens to carry concealed weapons would turn our streets into rivers of blood.
They told us that taking trillions of dollars and giving it to those "who truly needed it" would cure poverty.
They told us that giving home loans to those who couldn't afford them would make the American dream achievable for all. They told us that paying into the Social Security "Trust Fund" would guarantee a comfortable retirement for everyone.
They told us that allowing teachers to unionize in public schools would help inner city students reach for the stars.
They told us that the federal government could run a guaranteed, affordable health care program for seniors forever.
They told us that the new employment paradigm consisted of millions of "green jobs".
They told us that their support for immoral and criminal behavior wouldn't result in the breakdown of the two-parent family.
They told us that spending trillions on Stimulus programs would heal a damaged economy.
They told us that raising taxes on corporations and "the rich" would create more jobs.
They told us that our borders were "as secure as they've ever been".
They told us that intentionally restricting access to our own sources of energy would reduce dependence on foreign oil.
They told us that spreading unemployment benefits and food stamps far and wide would help the economy.
They told us that, despite other failed government health care programs, they could successfully take over the entire medical system.
They told us that their record-breaking borrowing could never result in a downgrade of the United States' AAA credit rating.
They told us that "the Constitution doesn't matter".
They told us that anyone who opposes their unconstitutional, un-American, reckless and failed policies are racists.
Well, I'm here to tell you:
Everything they told us was a lie.
Everything they told us was wrong.
Intentionally, diabolically, criminally wrong.
And if we don't vote out every Democrat politician -- at every level of government -- in 2012, this beautiful Republic, this magnificent country, this bastion of free enterprise and private property rights, this shining city on a hill... well, it will be finished.
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Sunday, August 28, 2011
Good morning Irene...
Well I'm sitting here listining to light wind and rain waiting for the "BIG" hurricane.
I would like any of my readers that are south of New England along the eastern seaboard
if you had any major issues with this storm??
I guess I'll have to wait and see what happens as the day goes on.
Now its time for a coffe run to cumberland farms.
I would like to thank "SOYLENT GREEN" ( great blog for Rule 5 babes and snark and science)
for this link "REAL SCIENCE" Its been quite amusing reading some of the posts that Steve
has been putting up about the "hurricane". Go read and realize how much hype this storm got.
One of the real reasons I have not been overly concerned is the fact that we have a true leader
at the helm... I actually feel so much safer and secure now:
OH and we also have his esteeemed side kick mini-O:
Thank GOD I'm safe.
I would like any of my readers that are south of New England along the eastern seaboard
if you had any major issues with this storm??
I guess I'll have to wait and see what happens as the day goes on.
Now its time for a coffe run to cumberland farms.
I would like to thank "SOYLENT GREEN" ( great blog for Rule 5 babes and snark and science)
for this link "REAL SCIENCE" Its been quite amusing reading some of the posts that Steve
has been putting up about the "hurricane". Go read and realize how much hype this storm got.
One of the real reasons I have not been overly concerned is the fact that we have a true leader
at the helm... I actually feel so much safer and secure now:
OH and we also have his esteeemed side kick mini-O:
Thank GOD I'm safe.
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
TheOnesDay® *.... a twofer
"king putt" courtesy of
Gimme a Break, I'm just a Hobbit a commenter at Weasel Zippers
Monday, August 8, 2011
Thursday, August 4, 2011
Two Birthdays..........
The United States Coast Guard is 221 years old today. Barack Obama is 50. One has a proud history of protecting our borders. One doesn’t. You have a 50/50 chance of guessing which one.
Copied with respect from "HERE"
Copied with respect from "HERE"
Thursday, July 21, 2011
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Monday, July 11, 2011
DON'T hold up "HIS" golf game......
A Catholic priest, a doctor, a rich businessman and Obama were waiting one morning for a particularly slow
group of golfers in front of them.
Obama fumed, 'What's with those jerks? We're waiting fifteen minutes between shots!'
The doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've never seen such poor golf!'
The rich businessman called out, 'Move it, time is money!'
The Catholic priest said, 'Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him. Excuse me, sir!' said the priest, 'What's wrong with
that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?'
The greens keeper replied, 'Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.'
The group fell silent for a moment.
The Catholic priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.'
The doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything that he might be able to do for them.'
The rich businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000 to the fire fighters union in honor of these brave souls!'
Obama said, 'Why the f..k can't they play at night?
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
Movie Quiz......
Try this test and find out what movie is your favorite.
This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18 movies you would enjoy the most.
It really works!
Movie Test:
Pick a number from 1-9.
Multiply by 3.
Add 3.
Multiply by 3 again.
Now add the two digits of your answer together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below.
This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18 movies you would enjoy the most.
It really works!
Movie Test:
Pick a number from 1-9.
Multiply by 3.
Add 3.
Multiply by 3 again.
Now add the two digits of your answer together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below.
TheOnesDay® *
Critics say that Presidential candidate Barack Obama tries to "be all things to all people" and that he makes too many "pie-in-the-sky" promises. At a recent political rally, Obama tried to overcome these criticisms by emphasizing his commitment to principles. Afterwards, audience members lined up at a microphone to ask Obama questions.
The first person at the microphone said, "I oppose the war in Iraq. If you are re-elected, what will you do about that?"
"I will end the war in Iraq within two weeks ," answered Obama. "All our troops will come home, and I will simultaneously make sure the Iraqi government is functioning and secure."
The second person in line said, "I'm an illegal alien. What will you do for people like me?"
"If I am re-elected," answered Obama, "every illegal alien will receive U.S. citizenship, free health coverage, and a scholarship to the university of your choice."
The third person in line said, "I'm a conservative. If elected, what will you do for
me?"
"I'll send that first guy to Iraq, and the second guy back to Mexico."
The first person at the microphone said, "I oppose the war in Iraq. If you are re-elected, what will you do about that?"
"I will end the war in Iraq within two weeks ," answered Obama. "All our troops will come home, and I will simultaneously make sure the Iraqi government is functioning and secure."
The second person in line said, "I'm an illegal alien. What will you do for people like me?"
"If I am re-elected," answered Obama, "every illegal alien will receive U.S. citizenship, free health coverage, and a scholarship to the university of your choice."
The third person in line said, "I'm a conservative. If elected, what will you do for
me?"
"I'll send that first guy to Iraq, and the second guy back to Mexico."
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Are you Fornicating Serious????
President Barack Obama on Tuesday brought a made-in-America pitch to this politically vital state, saying innovation and adaptation will help the manufacturing sector and the entire U.S. economy rebound with more gusto. He admonished a divided Washington to stop bickering and rally together like a team.
"You have to UP YOUR GAME," Obama said to the workers.
to which I say:
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"You have to UP YOUR GAME," Obama said to the workers.
to which I say:
then I say:
Bumpah Stickah....WIN
I found this comment on one of the pages that I peruse and thought it
would make a great bumper sticker...hehehhehe
( Its possible that it already is but I haven't seen it yet)
would make a great bumper sticker...hehehhehe
( Its possible that it already is but I haven't seen it yet)
Monday, June 27, 2011
The Ghost of Abe Lincoln......for teh Win!
One night, Obama is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Barack asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, then fades away.
The next night, Obama is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Obama calls out, "Tom, please tell me "what is the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Respect the Constitution, like I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight.
Barack still isn't sleeping well the third night when he sees yet another figure moving in the shadows. It is Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the best thing that I can do right now, to help the country?" Obama pleads.
Thursday, June 23, 2011
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
People Ask Me Sometimes......
Why are you so miserable?
Now I guess I know the answer!
The Misery Index is on the rise. Great News HUH?
Here ya go, see why everyone is so "MISERABLE"
Now I guess I know the answer!
The Misery Index is on the rise. Great News HUH?
Here ya go, see why everyone is so "MISERABLE"
Monday, June 20, 2011
Let's enjoy some First's...shall we?
Yes, he's historic, alright.
• First President to Violate the War Powers Act
• First President to Orchestrate the Sale of Murder Weapons to Mexican Drug Cartels
• First President to be Held in Contempt of Court for Illegally Obstructing Oil Drilling in the Gulf of Mexico
• First President to Defy a Federal Judge's Court Order to Cease Implementing the 'Health Care Reform' Law
• First President to Require All Americans to Purchase a Product From a Third Party
• First President to Spend a Trillion Dollars on 'Shovel-Ready' Jobs -- and Later Admit There Was No Such Thing as Shovel-Ready Jobs
• First President to Abrogate Bankruptcy Law to Turn Over Control of Companies to His Union Supporters
• First President to Demand a Company Hand Over $20 Billion to One of His Political Appointees
• First President to Encourage Racial Discrimination and Intimidation at Polling Places
• First President to Arbitrarily Declare an Existing Law Unconstitutional and Refuse to Enforce It
• First President to Threaten Insurance Companies if they Publicly Speak out on the Reasons for their Rate Increases
• First President to Tell a Major Manufacturing Company In Which State They Are Allowed to Locate a Factory
• First President to Withdraw an Existing Coal Permit That Had Been Properly Issued Years Ago
• First President to Fire an Inspector General of Americorps for Catching One of His Friends in a Corruption Case
• First President to Propose an Executive Order Demanding Companies Disclose Their Political Contributions to Bid on Government Contracts
• First President to Golf 73 Separate Times in His First Two-and-a-Half Years in Office
But remember: he will not rest until all Americans have jobs, affordable homes, green-energy vehicles, and the environment is repaired, etc., etc., etc.
I got there "HERE" following the link supplied "HERE" h/t to wirecutter
• First President to Violate the War Powers Act
• First President to Orchestrate the Sale of Murder Weapons to Mexican Drug Cartels
• First President to be Held in Contempt of Court for Illegally Obstructing Oil Drilling in the Gulf of Mexico
• First President to Defy a Federal Judge's Court Order to Cease Implementing the 'Health Care Reform' Law
• First President to Require All Americans to Purchase a Product From a Third Party
• First President to Spend a Trillion Dollars on 'Shovel-Ready' Jobs -- and Later Admit There Was No Such Thing as Shovel-Ready Jobs
• First President to Abrogate Bankruptcy Law to Turn Over Control of Companies to His Union Supporters
• First President to Demand a Company Hand Over $20 Billion to One of His Political Appointees
• First President to Encourage Racial Discrimination and Intimidation at Polling Places
• First President to Arbitrarily Declare an Existing Law Unconstitutional and Refuse to Enforce It
• First President to Threaten Insurance Companies if they Publicly Speak out on the Reasons for their Rate Increases
• First President to Tell a Major Manufacturing Company In Which State They Are Allowed to Locate a Factory
• First President to Withdraw an Existing Coal Permit That Had Been Properly Issued Years Ago
• First President to Fire an Inspector General of Americorps for Catching One of His Friends in a Corruption Case
• First President to Propose an Executive Order Demanding Companies Disclose Their Political Contributions to Bid on Government Contracts
• First President to Golf 73 Separate Times in His First Two-and-a-Half Years in Office
But remember: he will not rest until all Americans have jobs, affordable homes, green-energy vehicles, and the environment is repaired, etc., etc., etc.
I got there "HERE" following the link supplied "HERE" h/t to wirecutter
Thursday, June 16, 2011
Dear President "Pantywaist Gutzy Pants".......
You and your wife both complained and whined about how hard it is being present as Commander in Chief.
THIS is NOT considered to be working tirelessly and spending time away from your family.............
THIS IS:
although I do have a teenie tiny microscopically small bit of sympathy for you:
THIS is NOT considered to be working tirelessly and spending time away from your family.............
THIS IS:
although I do have a teenie tiny microscopically small bit of sympathy for you:
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