Tuesday, March 2, 2021

Moving On To Bigger Things.....


 After a long day at work, Irish pulls in the driveway and exits the truck into the wind and cold.

Heading to the barn he's greated with 3 hungry horses nickering, knowing that hay and grain are on the 

dining menu, again. I wish I could be happy eating the saaaaame ooooold foooood everyyyyyy daaaay.

 Fed, watered and grained I do a little tidying, bid them adieu and saunter up to the mailbox.

 It's cold and windy still but the stars are amazing. Pausing, I find Orion and then the Big Dipper and 

North Star.

If the aliens were smart they wouldn't bother coming here.

I grab the mail, junk I can tell, and head into the house with a plan of making a nice spicy chili.

 As I take off my boots and coat I notice one of the unsolicited "Current Resident" pieces of mail.

My exact words, out loud, to no one in particular were "You have got to be fucking shitting me"

The chili is on the back burner for now. I had to share this.

It's a brochure for clothing.

Uh huh... I know where this is heading...... 

Yup, flip over and.....

Let's peek inside...

Oh ya baby, sign me up.....

 I really think I need to start working on Friday Femme Fatale before I try and eat my chili....


  1. C'mon you're not thinking about the Next to naked bodysuit on page three?

  2. Do you call them 'sweat-hogs' in your part of the world?

  3. Please, before you work on the FFF, put the catalogue. IN. THE. WOODSTOVE!

  4. Warm in the winter and shady in the summer. As long as it's dark...VERY DARK.

    1. Like a mo-ped. Lots of fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on one.

  5. Femme Morbide, a less popular version of Femme Fatale.

  6. "Ooh, mama, can this really be the end?" — Bob Dylan

  7. Looks like Omar finally got a catalog published.

    Whitehall, NY

  8. That shit should have come with a complimentary bottle of eye bleach attached.

  9. Is that a woman or a solar eclipse?

  10. Make sure you feed the grain AFTER they eat the hay. If you mix it, the hay will push the grain through too fast for digestion to get all the goodness out of it.

    Not sure what to make of that catalog. I'd probably workup a new address sticker for it, and put in on someone's tool box at work...

  11. Finally! A catalog aimed at Fairbanks women. They’ll be overjoyed! Lessee....she looks like she goes 425...Drop 75 for the arctic gear, another 25 for the carhartt’s under that...take away 5 shoe sizes and 3 inches for the bunny boots. Your guess is as good as mine on hair color or length....Lose the gaiter to see how many teeth are missing....so she’s 5 ft and 325 lbs. She’s a beauty! Welcome to Alaska where men are men and moose are nervous....

  12. Do those clothes come with pilot cars ??


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