Drink #1: "ahh, that hits the spot." Drink #2: "feeling much better..." Drink #3-#8: "...see, the thing about politics is this... hey are you listening?...jeez..." Drink #9: "hey, baby... you're so pretty... wasssup?" Drink #10: "hey, Bartender, where's the ATM? need some cash." Drink #11: "uhh, no man, I'M IRISH, I CAN'T GET DRUNK!!!" Drink #12: "cab fare, must save cab fare..." Drink #13: [tunnel vision.] Drink #14: [next day, in the apartment] "where the F are my keys & where did all this deli food come from? shit." [keys are still in the front door, which is closed.] Drink #15, hair of the dog: "ahh, that hits the spot..."
I need one of those.
ReplyDeleteSo stolen, I don't know what I would do without ya......Thanks bud.....;)
ReplyDeleteDrink #1: "ahh, that hits the spot."
ReplyDeleteDrink #2: "feeling much better..."
Drink #3-#8: "...see, the thing about politics is this... hey are you listening?...jeez..."
Drink #9: "hey, baby... you're so pretty... wasssup?"
Drink #10: "hey, Bartender, where's the ATM? need some cash."
Drink #11: "uhh, no man, I'M IRISH, I CAN'T GET DRUNK!!!"
Drink #12: "cab fare, must save cab fare..."
Drink #13: [tunnel vision.]
Drink #14: [next day, in the apartment] "where the F are my keys & where did all this deli food come from? shit." [keys are still in the front door, which is closed.]
Drink #15, hair of the dog: "ahh, that hits the spot..."
HAHHAHA!
Delete1) only some of that list could be true.
Delete2) *** "...Irish, I can't GET drunk," line is stolen from Spike Lee's 2002 movie: "25th Hour."