Saturday, June 18, 2011
I Don't Have any Contracting Work Right Now...BUT...
I would hire her anyway..........................
Friday, June 17, 2011
Proper Truck Badging........
I finally got around to adding this to my truck.....now I feel that it is complete .....
Newlyweds......
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife said,"You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, ly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..."
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh? "She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, cutie pie?
.."LISTEN UP, D*CKHEAD! DRINK YOUR F**KING BEER IN YOUR GOD D*MN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR MOTHER F**KING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU ARE MARRIED NOW, YOU SELFISH BASTARD. YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, A**HOLE?"
........and, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife said,"You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, ly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..."
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh? "She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, cutie pie?
.."LISTEN UP, D*CKHEAD! DRINK YOUR F**KING BEER IN YOUR GOD D*MN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR MOTHER F**KING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU ARE MARRIED NOW, YOU SELFISH BASTARD. YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, A**HOLE?"
........and, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?
Thursday, June 16, 2011
Dear President "Pantywaist Gutzy Pants".......
You and your wife both complained and whined about how hard it is being present as Commander in Chief.
THIS is NOT considered to be working tirelessly and spending time away from your family.............
THIS IS:
although I do have a teenie tiny microscopically small bit of sympathy for you:
THIS is NOT considered to be working tirelessly and spending time away from your family.............
THIS IS:
although I do have a teenie tiny microscopically small bit of sympathy for you:
"DEATH" was preoccupied.........
This is a picture of whats left of my stepsons friends car.
He lives about an hour away and came up on tuesday night to visit us and his family. Jarod decided to spend the night at his mom's house and drive back to work in the morning. According to what I was told, he fell asleep ( no drugs or alcohol involved ) on the way back to work the next morning. The car went off the the highway and rolled over . Jarod was NOT wearing his seat belt and walked away with only bumps and bruises...
I think they should x-ray him to see if the horseshoe in his ass shifted position.
He lives about an hour away and came up on tuesday night to visit us and his family. Jarod decided to spend the night at his mom's house and drive back to work in the morning. According to what I was told, he fell asleep ( no drugs or alcohol involved ) on the way back to work the next morning. The car went off the the highway and rolled over . Jarod was NOT wearing his seat belt and walked away with only bumps and bruises...
I think they should x-ray him to see if the horseshoe in his ass shifted position.
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
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