I am Mr. Larry Jacobs; I work in the Powerball Lotto. I am soliciting your assistance for a swift transfer of $25,500,000,00 should you be willing to assist me in this project, you will be giving me just 30% of your winnings.
Just as a brief, you just have to register online; due to my position in the company I can make it happen that you would be a winner of the above stated amount. Naturally, everybody would like to play a lottery if they are assured of winning. I am assuring you today to be a winner, please do not take for granted this once in a lifetime opportunity as we both
stand to collectively gain from this at the success of the transaction.
Should you be willing to assist me in this transaction please do respond to me via this email address jacobslarry030@xxxxxxx
Regards,
Larry Jacobs
Or maybe not:
Looks like Larry is using a webmail service in Cuba.
The @xxxxxxx email isn't working for me.
ReplyDeleteI'll get right on that as soon as my check from the Nigerian prince clears.
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The Nigerian Prince got demoted to being a Cuban scumbag?
ReplyDeleteMust be Trump's fault.
When did Cuba become a email source. Usually those emails come from Nigeria.
ReplyDeleteSteve
I can go in for half with you. I will send you banking instructions. Once you put your half in I will send the rest.
ReplyDeleteI became wealthy from a similar deal with a Nigerian Prince a few years back😂
ReplyDeleteCuba? So the Nigerian lawyer is out of work now?
ReplyDeleteSo the Nigerian Prince moved to Cuba? Sounds like a down grade. - Nemo
ReplyDeleteSo what happened to your buddy the Nigerian prince that wanted to transfer his wealth to you and then immigrate to the US and share that with you?
ReplyDeleteMr Jacobs,
ReplyDeleteSuuuuure. Yeaaaah. Pull the other leg, that might work.
Toxic Deplorable B Woodman
And the saps sent their banking information by the many thousands. This guy needs to narrow his audience for a better hit ratio. Get the names of people who subscribe to "news"papers. Talk about gullible saps that will believe most anything.
ReplyDeleteI hear Joe Biden has some spare change...
DeleteAnd he could really use the money; he's out of work now.
Can't be from the government, they weren't taking 50% for taxes.
ReplyDeleteGive 'em time.
DeleteI got a call that dead dad won the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes. He won $75 million, $10 thousand a week and Mercedes.
ReplyDeleteOnly problem was the $980 fee to register that involved buying Walmart cards and reading the numbers to them. Well that and Publishers doesn't do BIG giveaways since they signed that fraudulent marketing decree and when they did do big giveaways it was always a round number. And they have a contract to only give Ford cars away.
But I had fun waisting their time. Ah, the joys of retirement!
You'd think the Cubans juuuust might have someone around who can speak and write proper English.
ReplyDeleteWhat would you do with $25.5M worth of counterfeit money?
ReplyDeletePiss off a BUNCH of strippers.
DeletePure genius Rick
DeleteI have seen that in multiple twitter bot bios. They’re the only ones who try to follow me these days but I block all but three followers because I know who they are. Followers are only there to get your posts and shit can you.
ReplyDeleteBeen getting a lot of emails from PayPal confirming money I sent to people, and if I do not recognize the transaction, I should call the number in the email. Those guys with funny accents at the number sure are happy to hear from me and are very nice...
ReplyDelete$25,500,000,00 is how much?
ReplyDeleteLarry is either bad at math or s/he/it is European, using a comma instead of a decimal point.
These sleazeballs need to be hunted down and ... oh, wait, they're providing a public service by identifying people who shouldn't be allowed to handle their money without supervision.
The scammers will also never get the phrasing correct, probably learned English from reading a cereal box.
DeleteGosh, I was really hoping you would loan me some money….
ReplyDeleteBelieve!
ReplyDeleteLarry Jacobs
People who fall for this nonsense deserve whatever pranging they recieve.
ReplyDeleteGot a letter from and atty. in Canada stating my long lost uncle who was a dealer in antiquities passed and since my name was close, they would cut me in. It was only 8mil. so I said only contact me if you're talking real money. Think I made a mistake?
ReplyDeleteTell 'em you'll meet them at a local Atty's business, see if they show up. I recommend Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe. Real reputable firm!
DeleteOne of the dorms that abutted Hhhaaavvvaaahhhddd Square had printed signs covering the windows with that printed on the paper back 25 years ago or so.
DeleteNemo
It could be a scam. You know how you can't trust a niger.
ReplyDeleteIn other news, Elon Musk himself has reached out to me on X (formerly Twitter), because he thinks I am a super cool guy and wants to get to know me better !! He also has an investment offer (but only accepts Bitcoin) !!! I can't wait to learn more about it !!
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