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Thursday, May 9, 2024

Poor Bastard, Saved Himself For Marriage....

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

15 comments:

  1. I am fortunate in that my wife doesn't wear any makeup, so there are no before and after versions of the way she looks. Not to mention all of the money that has been saved over the years.

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    1. Same here, AND, she doesn't wear jewelry. Double win!
      But she does like flowers and chocolate, so there's that.
      40 years so far, and counting.

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    2. Me too. Very thankful. Natural beauty, with more curves than a mountain road. Only item she collects/wears is gold - so, it's all good.

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    3. Coming up on 44 yrs this Flag Day. None of that phony baloney, plastic banana, good-time rock ‘n’ roller garbage, just a good Woman.

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  2. All young men need to know that among the first things they do is to take a date swimming or water skiing or some other activity that washes away the war paint so they can see what they're really getting.

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    1. or pass the war paint encrusted by and go for the natural look. - Nemo

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    2. A long time ago a husband:wife combo worked at the same big company. He would tell the story about how when they were dating they were all at the lake water skiing, she took a fall, and came up with only one piece of her 2 piece bikini still on. Awkward moments were spent looking for a beach towel as she climbed up the ladder. He said right then and there she was the one for him. After several years and 2 kids they were still going strong. No need to mention that she was about a 9.8 in just about every category. One of the luckiest SOBs on the face of the earth.

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  3. That's funny, i liked that.

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  4. Cracked me up......."Because that woman is not leaving".

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  5. That is some seriously funny shit right thar. Some days I wished I would’ve been a poor bastard, instead of a poor bastard. OK OK you can substitute the word jackass for bastard.

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  6. I made the mistake of playing this video will having a wee dram of whisky. Damn near burnt the hair follicles out of my nostrils! LOL!

    Bayouwulf

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  7. I laughed so hard I spit out my coffee!

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  8. That's one of the funniest things I've seen lately. Thanks for the LOL. - Nemo

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  9. "...Bless your 18th century heart."

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