♫♫ Yee Haw!!.. Lace Up Your Liberal Shitkickers...... "Friends In Safe Spaces".....♫♫

 Hat tip to reader Brian, thanks for the laugh!




SAFE SPACES

Blame it all on our roots we never wore boots
and never once played in the street
We feel very bitter
get our news off of Twitter
And we just can't handle defeat

You saw the surprise and the fear in our eyes
When Donald became president
Screamed this can't be true
Americas through
And to the safe spaces we went

I've got friends in Safe Spaces
And If you don't go with us
Then you must be racist
That is our catch phrase
Where is my latte

Come on in and let's get cozy
Showing off participation trophies
Watching CNN
In Safe Spaces

Well we all get along
And sing happy songs
And watch movies by Michael Moore
We hate the alt right
We've got puppies on site
And we lay around on the floor

Oh there's coloring books
And sad long faced looks
And tears just explode from our face
But give us an hour we're delicate flowers
We just need an embrace.....

Oh I've got friends in Safe Spaces
If you don't go with us
Then you must be racist
That is our catch phrase
Where is my latte

Come on in and let's get cozy
Showing off participation trophies
Watching CNN
In Safe Spaces

By Steve McGrew and Chad Prather