I met a fairy who said she would grant me one wish.
Immediately I said, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
"OK," I said, "Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
Immediately I said, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
"OK," I said, "Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
LMAO! That's hilarious, pissed :)
ReplyDeleteI think Crafty Bastard describes you very well. Never quit talking to the fairies nor the leprechauns my Brother!
ReplyDeleteLive forever? As a married man I can tell you I look forward to the darkness.
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