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Tuesday, September 18, 2012

The Girl With Large Breasts...



Sitting together on a train were Pres. Obama, George W. Bush,
a little old lady, and a young girl with large breasts.
 


The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later
There is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel,
Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: Obama must have groped the
Blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.

The blonde girl thinks: Obama must have tried
To grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled
The old lady and she slapped him.

Obama thinks: Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark.
She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

George Bush thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel,
So I can slap the shit out of Obama again!!!
 
 
 

3 comments:

  1. Slap?! Don't you mean SLUG? Texans don't slap like a bitchy little school girl.

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  2. Hilarious!!!!!!!! =D

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  3. ...Bill Clinton sneaks away from the hiding place from where he copped a feel on the fat chick... & nobody gives a crap.

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