TheOnesDay® *.......

A man goes to the White House and asks to see President Obama...

The Marine on duty tells the guy that Obama isn't President, and to please leave. The man goes away.

The next day he comes back to the White House and asks to see
President Obama. The marine on duty reminds him that Obama is not President, and to please go away.

The man goes away. The next day, he comes back again, and again the same Marine is on duty. The man asks to see President Obama , and the Marine, his patience worn out, says, "WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING HERE ASKING FOR HIM? OBAMA IS NOT PRESIDENT ANYMORE!!!"

The man smiles and says, "I know, I just like hearing you say it."

HT to reader Kell :) 

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TheOnesDay® *

Barack Obama, at a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas , asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence,  he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence..

Then Obama said into the microphone, "Children, uh, every time I, uh,  clap my hands together, a, uh, child in America dies from, uh, gun violence."

Little Richard Earl, with a proud East Texas drawl, pierced the quiet and said, '' Well, dummy, stop clapping!"

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