Mine was a Minuteman II missile coming out of the silo with the guidance package completely dead. It changed direction at the last minute before the RSO blew it up.
And I didn't even have time to brown my Bermudas...
My wife's second cousin died exactly that way. She was out mowing the lawn, when a drunk missed the corner and ran over her from behind. She was 50 feet off of the road, on a riding mower. I forget what grade in High School she was in. The parents never got over it. Such a senseless death.
I've forever wondered what the scene that proved that the saying Your ass is grass would look like. Dude's mowing the grass and the car says, No,,, Your ass is grass, Proceeding to mow Him down. Ahh,irony, you make me happy..
Fresh underwear sold seperately.
ReplyDeleteExcept if you get into a hospital…
ReplyDeleteIrish everyone set yourselves free…
One video shall do it and the Grace of GOD…
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Mine was a Minuteman II missile coming out of the silo with the guidance package completely dead. It changed direction at the last minute before the RSO blew it up.
ReplyDeleteAnd I didn't even have time to brown my Bermudas...
Looks like a road rage incident gone wrong.
ReplyDelete"Missed by that much." Maxwell Smart...
ReplyDeleteMy wife's second cousin died exactly that way.
ReplyDeleteShe was out mowing the lawn, when a drunk missed the corner and ran over her from behind. She was 50 feet off of the road, on a riding mower. I forget what grade in High School she was in. The parents never got over it. Such a senseless death.
Leigh
Whitehall, NY
Ultimate pucker factor there.
ReplyDeleteThat is what is known in the trade as a willy shrinking experience.
ReplyDeletePhil B
I've forever wondered what the scene that proved that the saying
ReplyDeleteYour ass is grass
would look like. Dude's mowing the grass and the car says,
No,,,
Your ass is grass,
Proceeding to mow Him down.
Ahh,irony, you make me happy..
Was it them, Yogi? It's always them, Boo Boo.
ReplyDeleteZero turn mowers are NOT cheap! Staying aware, priceless.
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