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Thursday, March 28, 2024

What Would You Rather Be Doing?

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

68 comments:

  1. Lick razor blades and drink lemon juice while receiving a poison oak enema

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  2. shaving my balls? watching Hallmark tv romance movies? having my teeth pulled without sedation or numbing meds? listening to Rosanne Barr sing the national anthem?

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  3. Literally anything else rather than watching that collection of rich trouser stains and windbags.

    CPGen

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  4. Listening to a looped recording of fingernails on aa blackboard.

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  5. Eating and crapping glass!

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  6. Seems like an already slow death with these asshats.

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  7. What would I rather be doing? How about dragging my scrotum across broken glass embedded in red-hot coals while listening to Mariah Carey sing.

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  8. Hanging out in the nose of a B17....

    Exile1981

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  9. How about getting anal fissures sutured?

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  10. A colonoscopy by Bill Cosby would be preferable.
    -lg

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    1. How 'bout having cocktails with the funny guy in the sweater?

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  11. Pickin' my dog's nose and eating the buggers sounds good to me.

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  12. I would rather spend my evening vomiting into a back alley garbage can.

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  13. I would rather be playing with a hypersonic missile full of explosives.

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  14. I would rather spend the evening running a cheese grater over my testicles.

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  15. Getting probed by a space alien.

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  16. I'd rather change the air in my tires

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  17. Chongos Taco WagonMarch 28, 2024 at 1:33 PM

    25 million raised so far as the CPUSA (D) feels the pain of the working man by the peoples champagne fountain.
    Forward! Si se puede!

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  18. Colonoscopy prep.

    Spin Drift

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  19. I'd rather strap on a tin bill and go peck shit with the chickens.

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  20. I would rather be dying on the throne with the drizzling shits, than be withing a hundred miles of this vile, treasonous stench.

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  21. Colonoscopy seems like a viable alternative…….

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    1. We can set up an appointment for you with the female butt hole doctor who poked a hole in a patient's internal plumbing with the probe-her schedule has been pretty wide open ever since. Note: true story.

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  22. Getting a dry colonoscopy?

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  23. Target rich environment......

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    1. Ah, yes. This man gets it.
      Personally, I'd bar all the exits and burn the place to the ground.

      Leigh
      Whitehall, NY

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    2. ^^^^ That was my take and like you, I'm not owning up to this comment. Wait, Someone's knocking on the door.

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  24. I’m sorry but I can’t make it, I have to write my favorite laundry detergent company and tell them how satisfied I am with their products.

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  25. If it was an either/or choice, I'd rather pull my own teeth.

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  26. and just how is Colbert going to have a conversation with his mouth full ?

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    1. That's Funny. Prolly the best comment.

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    2. ...And being on his knees all evening?...

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  27. Walk the south side of Chicago in a klan robe
    Pay my taxes with a smile
    Attend a school board meeting in Virginia
    Sit in a traffic jam, in August, without AC, in Commiefornia

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  28. Picking pepper out of fly shit wearing boxing gloves…..

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  29. Gouging my eyeballs out with two (one for each hand) broken Modelo bottles. Then spraying vinegar on my wounds.

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  30. Attending the wake for the murdered NYPD officer with Trump.

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  31. Drag my balls thru lemon juice soaked broken glass?

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  32. Great opportunity for an assassin..

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  33. I would rather do my own vasectomy blindfolded

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  34. I will spend that magical evening wishing on a star.
    (That it would fall from the sky and land on .....)

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  35. Why does this bring to mind the phrase "target rich environment"....

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  36. Paging isis paging isis please pick up the white courtesy phone. you are wanted in the green room. please hurry

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    1. ...And Obama comes running through the door...

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  37. Man, there's a lot of guys that hate thier balls. I think I'd rather be in my easy chair getting a blow job and listening to classic rock with the TV off.i know my balls are going to feel a lot better than the ones run over a cheese grater
    Backwoods Okie

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  38. I know what my dad would have to say about that.
    I can hear it now..
    I'd as Soon jack off with a hand full of Cockleburrs,,

    Picture of the burrs..

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Xanthium_strumarium_L..jpg


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  39. Well cat's litter box will need cleaning.

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  40. Sit in a windowless room and listen to ABBA nonstop for a week...

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  41. Alphabetizing my belly-button lint while running my tongue over a red-hot poker would be preferable.

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  42. Hell, playing with Black Mambas* seems better than listening to those traitors.

    *The snakes, not whatever black gang call themselves that.

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  43. Attend the spectacle and continue to guffaw and laugh at the idiots every time when they open their snouts.

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  44. I gotta agree with Backwoods Oakie; but if it’s something tortuous….figuring how Lucas, Prince of Darkness, wired my BSA…

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  45. Vladimir...take note.

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  46. Testing nose hair tweezers?
    Scuba diving with air tanks filled with curry farts?

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  47. How did the psycho red head (kathy griffin) miss getting on the agenda?

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  48. sounds like a Jeffery Epstein's island reunion

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  49. Harasing them during their event so I can get thrown in prison for life...

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  50. riverrider didn't kill himselfMarch 29, 2024 at 9:29 AM

    cursing putin for missing that opportunity to rid the world of multiple shitbags.

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  51. I'd rather be giving a honey badger a manicure and root canal surgery at the same time.

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  52. Now that sounds exciting.

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  53. I love it here! You people are some funny sumbitches.

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