shaving my balls? watching Hallmark tv romance movies? having my teeth pulled without sedation or numbing meds? listening to Rosanne Barr sing the national anthem?
We can set up an appointment for you with the female butt hole doctor who poked a hole in a patient's internal plumbing with the probe-her schedule has been pretty wide open ever since. Note: true story.
Walk the south side of Chicago in a klan robe Pay my taxes with a smile Attend a school board meeting in Virginia Sit in a traffic jam, in August, without AC, in Commiefornia
Man, there's a lot of guys that hate thier balls. I think I'd rather be in my easy chair getting a blow job and listening to classic rock with the TV off.i know my balls are going to feel a lot better than the ones run over a cheese grater Backwoods Okie
Lick razor blades and drink lemon juice while receiving a poison oak enema
ReplyDeleteshaving my balls? watching Hallmark tv romance movies? having my teeth pulled without sedation or numbing meds? listening to Rosanne Barr sing the national anthem?
ReplyDeleteLiterally anything else rather than watching that collection of rich trouser stains and windbags.
ReplyDeleteCPGen
Listening to a looped recording of fingernails on aa blackboard.
ReplyDeleteEating and crapping glass!
ReplyDeleteRoot canal?
ReplyDeleteSeems like an already slow death with these asshats.
ReplyDeleteProstate exam
ReplyDeleteCL
What would I rather be doing? How about dragging my scrotum across broken glass embedded in red-hot coals while listening to Mariah Carey sing.
ReplyDeleteMy 1040.
ReplyDeleteHanging out in the nose of a B17....
ReplyDeleteExile1981
How about getting anal fissures sutured?
ReplyDeleteA colonoscopy by Bill Cosby would be preferable.
ReplyDelete-lg
How 'bout having cocktails with the funny guy in the sweater?
DeletePickin' my dog's nose and eating the buggers sounds good to me.
ReplyDeleteI would rather spend my evening vomiting into a back alley garbage can.
ReplyDeleteI would rather be playing with a hypersonic missile full of explosives.
ReplyDeleteI would rather spend the evening running a cheese grater over my testicles.
ReplyDeleteAnything
ReplyDeleteGetting probed by a space alien.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather change the air in my tires
ReplyDelete25 million raised so far as the CPUSA (D) feels the pain of the working man by the peoples champagne fountain.
ReplyDeleteForward! Si se puede!
Colonoscopy prep.
ReplyDeleteSpin Drift
I'd rather strap on a tin bill and go peck shit with the chickens.
ReplyDeleteI would rather be dying on the throne with the drizzling shits, than be withing a hundred miles of this vile, treasonous stench.
ReplyDeleteColonoscopy seems like a viable alternative…….
ReplyDeleteWe can set up an appointment for you with the female butt hole doctor who poked a hole in a patient's internal plumbing with the probe-her schedule has been pretty wide open ever since. Note: true story.
DeleteGetting a dry colonoscopy?
ReplyDeleteTarget rich environment......
ReplyDeleteAh, yes. This man gets it.
DeletePersonally, I'd bar all the exits and burn the place to the ground.
Leigh
Whitehall, NY
^^^^ That was my take and like you, I'm not owning up to this comment. Wait, Someone's knocking on the door.
DeleteWINNER!!!
DeleteI’m sorry but I can’t make it, I have to write my favorite laundry detergent company and tell them how satisfied I am with their products.
ReplyDeleteIf it was an either/or choice, I'd rather pull my own teeth.
ReplyDeleteand just how is Colbert going to have a conversation with his mouth full ?
ReplyDeleteThat's Funny. Prolly the best comment.
Delete...And being on his knees all evening?...
DeleteWalk the south side of Chicago in a klan robe
ReplyDeletePay my taxes with a smile
Attend a school board meeting in Virginia
Sit in a traffic jam, in August, without AC, in Commiefornia
Picking pepper out of fly shit wearing boxing gloves…..
ReplyDeleteGouging my eyeballs out with two (one for each hand) broken Modelo bottles. Then spraying vinegar on my wounds.
ReplyDeleteAttending the wake for the murdered NYPD officer with Trump.
ReplyDeleteDrag my balls thru lemon juice soaked broken glass?
ReplyDeleteGreat opportunity for an assassin..
ReplyDeleteOoh, Now There's Motivation!
DeleteI would rather do my own vasectomy blindfolded
ReplyDeleteI will spend that magical evening wishing on a star.
ReplyDelete(That it would fall from the sky and land on .....)
Why does this bring to mind the phrase "target rich environment"....
ReplyDeletePaging isis paging isis please pick up the white courtesy phone. you are wanted in the green room. please hurry
ReplyDelete...And Obama comes running through the door...
DeleteMan, there's a lot of guys that hate thier balls. I think I'd rather be in my easy chair getting a blow job and listening to classic rock with the TV off.i know my balls are going to feel a lot better than the ones run over a cheese grater
ReplyDeleteBackwoods Okie
I know what my dad would have to say about that.
ReplyDeleteI can hear it now..
I'd as Soon jack off with a hand full of Cockleburrs,,
Picture of the burrs..
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Xanthium_strumarium_L..jpg
Well cat's litter box will need cleaning.
ReplyDeleteExcuse me, I have to go shampoo my cat.
DeleteSit in a windowless room and listen to ABBA nonstop for a week...
ReplyDeleteAlphabetizing my belly-button lint while running my tongue over a red-hot poker would be preferable.
ReplyDeleteHell, playing with Black Mambas* seems better than listening to those traitors.
ReplyDelete*The snakes, not whatever black gang call themselves that.
Attend the spectacle and continue to guffaw and laugh at the idiots every time when they open their snouts.
ReplyDeleteI gotta agree with Backwoods Oakie; but if it’s something tortuous….figuring how Lucas, Prince of Darkness, wired my BSA…
ReplyDeleteVladimir...take note.
ReplyDeleteTesting nose hair tweezers?
ReplyDeleteScuba diving with air tanks filled with curry farts?
How did the psycho red head (kathy griffin) miss getting on the agenda?
ReplyDeleteThe Aristocrats
ReplyDeletesounds like a Jeffery Epstein's island reunion
ReplyDeleteHarasing them during their event so I can get thrown in prison for life...
ReplyDeletecursing putin for missing that opportunity to rid the world of multiple shitbags.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather be giving a honey badger a manicure and root canal surgery at the same time.
ReplyDeleteNow that sounds exciting.
ReplyDeleteI love it here! You people are some funny sumbitches.
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