My parents lived in a quite black neighborhood near USC (Southern California) in the early 1960s. My mom went in to buy some "QT - quick tanning lotion" (a horrible product that make you more orange than truly tan), and found ALL of the boxes on the shelves empty. When she asked the store owner, he said that they had to do that because all the black kids were STEALING the stuff to make themselves even darker....because "black is beautiful" as they used to say.
#3 Saltines - not only are there a smaller quantity of crackers, they're thinner than they used to be and finding a couple of whole ones in one of those stacks is like a scavenger hunt. Then, try to use one to score some dip without the whole thing coming apart in the dip. Then we wonder why the world is coming apart at the seams.
Whoever came up with #34 is an idiot. IPA was developed during the days of sail. Gourmet coffee? I'll take some Black Rifle or Death Wish coffee any day, over that shitty canned mainstream stuff. The rest of that "history" is out of order too. But hey, Bubba, enjoy another can of piss-water Schlitz and a cuppa Maxewll house, if that's your thing. Oh, and figure out when to use the apostrophe key too, dipshit.
I was upset because of shrinkflation. A can of sardines would no longer fit a whole pack of saltines. Now it will again, because the saltines have shrunk. I am even more upset.
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My parents lived in a quite black neighborhood near USC (Southern California) in the early 1960s. My mom went in to buy some "QT - quick tanning lotion" (a horrible product that make you more orange than truly tan), and found ALL of the boxes on the shelves empty. When she asked the store owner, he said that they had to do that because all the black kids were STEALING the stuff to make themselves even darker....because "black is beautiful" as they used to say.
ReplyDelete#3 Saltines - not only are there a smaller quantity of crackers, they're thinner than they used to be and finding a couple of whole ones in one of those stacks is like a scavenger hunt. Then, try to use one to score some dip without the whole thing coming apart in the dip. Then we wonder why the world is coming apart at the seams.
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ReplyDeleteWhoever came up with #34 is an idiot. IPA was developed during the days of sail. Gourmet coffee? I'll take some Black Rifle or Death Wish coffee any day, over that shitty canned mainstream stuff. The rest of that "history" is out of order too. But hey, Bubba, enjoy another can of piss-water Schlitz and a cuppa Maxewll house, if that's your thing. Oh, and figure out when to use the apostrophe key too, dipshit.
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DeleteI was upset because of shrinkflation.
ReplyDeleteA can of sardines would no longer fit a whole pack of saltines.
Now it will again, because the saltines have shrunk.
I am even more upset.
Gotta come to the defense of IPA's here. I much prefer drinking 10% beer with flavor than 5% Bud Light.
ReplyDeleteMe too, drink local hazy IPA as my go to beer, #2 is a good local porter
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