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Monday, April 26, 2021

Oh. My. Gawd.

  

  It's too early and I haven't had enough coffee to even start to think about describing this.

There are no words.


There are "adults" buying these and I bet they are made in china. In the upper left hand of the box you can see the letters of the company. Go ahead and google it to see lots more. Go ahead it's fun. Also check out the comments sections of each "action" figure where there are purchasers that submit their own pictures.

I added one to the end of this post for posterity.







  Can you imagine visiting a friend of a friend or someone's parents and you need to use the facilities

and this greets you? SMH.



Enjoy the day!! We are surrounded by nuts.


37 comments:

  1. Don't visit the website of the "artist", that is worse, looking at the list of what is for sale. Then again, he/it lives in Seattle, which explains everything.

    Although Walter Zoomie might appreciate the Jimmy Page guitar pick. kinda.

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  2. Add in some blm rioter figures and some Trump figures and deplorable figures toting the evil black gun and you have a modern day army set. Brought to you by The Western Banking Cabal. Ohio Guy Heh,heh. Cue Led Zep, The Immigrant Song.

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  3. "Real Life Action Figures" it says on the box.
    So the Gropey Joe doll falls down, says stupid unintelligble things, and will find and molest your daughter's Barbie. The Heels Up Harris doll must be anatomically correct and able to assume every sexual position found in the Kama Sutra. The Fraudci doll gives conflicting health advice and calls for more goverment tyranny. The Warren doll should come with an authentic injun head dress, tomahawk, and bow with arrows.

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  4. Afraid to ask what "action" the Kamala doll does.

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  5. Well, we always figured they were a bunch of overaged spoiled brats.

    So what "actions" do they perform?

    Does the lying dogfaced pony soldier fall down the jetway? Does the Ho lock her heels behind her neck? Does the Deep State Dwarf get everything wrong (love it that he is "paired" with RBG)?

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  6. This'll get your mind right after viewing those unfathomable effigies of despicable Demonrats:

    (Please be sure to click on the minivid at the twitter link to get the sound effects. Glorious!)

    https://twitter.com/RealBFolks/status/1385408119065300999

    Nemo

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  7. ' artist $ activist'. IOW, someone with no marketable skills

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  8. The skidmarks I'd be responsible for...

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  9. "Fritz... get ze flammenwerfer..."

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  10. Personally, I'd see if the ACTION figures would flush. Dismembered, of course. That way the queue will eventually work its way down. But, that's just me.

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    1. Might as well; it's not like you'd go back to that house anyway.

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  11. Does Klamydia's action figure come with knee-pads?

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  12. Imagine it?

    I'm trying to think how I could arrange to see that friend's face when he found one of his dolls encrusted with yesterday's chili, and spinning around counter-clockwise feet-up in a swirl, after substituting it for a handful of Charmin.

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  13. Upon seeing that arrangement over the door, if already inside I'd quickly find a reason to leave. If still outside, instant allergies would cause me to turn around and depart. Either way, it would be my last encounter with the owner.

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  14. Ordering some of these and taking them down to the target range would be so wrong. So very wrong.

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    1. I like how you're thinking, but they don't care. A sale is a sale and all sales count toward the total sold.

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  15. that's some damn expensive targets.

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  16. "Enjoy the day!! We are surrounded by nuts."

    Yup. And have been for quite some time.

    Remember these? (Actually I hope nobody here does but that's not the point.)

    https://boingboing.net/2018/12/10/robert-mueller-devotional-cand.html

    First "prayer candles" and now they're upping the ante to "action" figures even though the idea that Biden and action in the same sentence seems kinda oxymoronic to me. Emphasis on moron[s].

    JK/AR

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  17. If they come with a guaranteed voodoo curse & a set of sharp objects, I could see a use...
    CC

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  18. Hell I should get some of these!
    And a bulk purchase of pins and needles to go with them.
    See if that Voodoo shit actually works eh?

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  19. Does the Kamila doll come with knee pads?

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  20. Think they would be offended if we used them for Skeet Targets????? or maybe minsniping with air rifles????? Just Asking????? LOL

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  21. They should get some modeled after our modern General Officers. . They could call the line GI Jerk.
    A female navy doll might be named Sink me Susie

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  22. Like CC and Phil, my first thought was voodoo doll-time. Wondering if the Kamala one comes in a blow up version....

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  23. Hang each one from the same tree limb with nooses.
    Call it a "Wishing Tree."

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  24. why is everyone complaining? They are NEARLY PERFECT in every way! They are both empty-headed, fake-smiling, reasonable facsimiles of their perspective personas. The only thing that could possibly be improved would be to make them better is for Kamala to be a bobble-head and ROTUS to have a pull-cord that says "uh, um, you know! The thing"

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  25. Does the Vice President whore doll come with knee pads?

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  26. I would have loved these as a kid!! So I played with GI Joes growing up (the full sized ones). Now since GI Joes are military men, naturally I spent my time planning raids and covert ops and acting them out. One memorable op saw Ken as a drug kingpin, and Barbie et al as his hired floosies, who needed to be extradited. (Cartels, Nicaragua & Panama were all over the news at the time.) Dolls like these would have been seemlessly added into the fantasy rotation on how ops would work should our military and national law enforcement agencies *cough FBI cough* still had enough testosterone and integrity to arrest those who have openly broken finance/regulatory/diplomacy law as well as a myriad of established policies. Hell, I think I actually do want them now.

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  27. Kinda surprising this made it onto the net:

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/woman-kills-man-and-his-dog-in-hit-and-run-fleeing-another-hit-and-run-moments-before/

    JK/AR

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    1. Apparently it made it OFF the net. Can't go to it...

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    2. Maybe on MSN but not here

      https://www.complex.com/life/woman-kills-man-and-dog-in-hit-and-run-collision-after-fleeing-from-another-hit-and-run-crash

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  28. How often have we asked the question:

    Are people who vote for Obama/Warren/Sanders/Biden/Harris really that stupid? The fact that these trolls are actually produced and sold tells us a lot about the mindset of some of the population. Do you think place these on their desks in their little "start-up" company offices paid for by federal grants?

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  29. I would 1) shit all over the bathroom, making sure NONE of the fecal matter entered the toilet bowl; 2) leave and never come back; and 3) remove said idiot from my contacts list and never have anything to do with them for eternity.

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