Friday, July 8, 2011

The Group....

The  Group
 
A group of 15-year old teen boys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they only had $6.00 between them and Joannie Johnson, that cute girl in Social Studies, lived on that street and they might see her. And also they could ride their bikes there.

Ten years later, the group of 25-year-old guys discussed where they should  meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at  the Ocean View restaurant near the Dairy Queen because the beer was cheap, they had free snacks, the band was good, there was no cover and there were lots of cute girls.                         

Ten years later, at 35 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the booze was good, it was right near the gym, and if they went late enough there wouldn't be any whiny little kids.

Ten years later, at 45 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the martinis were big and the waitresses were young and wore tight pants. 

Ten years later, at 55 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the prices were reasonable, the wine list wasn't bad and fish is good for your cholesterol. 

Ten years later, at 65 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the lighting was good, the menu had large type, and the Ocean View had a pretty good early bird special.

Ten years later, at 75 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food wasn't spicy and the restaurant was handicapped accessible.

Ten years later, at 85 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before.

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