🚨 “There’s things I can’t make up.” — Sheriff Judd 🤦♂️☕
— Jake (@JakeCan72) December 24, 2025
Polk County deputies arrest repeat offender Walter Frymire (25 priors, 5 prison stints) after reports of him naked in a park… then trespassing on train tracks while high on meth.
Then comes the body scan.
Let’s just say… pic.twitter.com/XCKMqciCCa
Great post!
ReplyDeleteStunned.. I'm just stunned. So many questions.. They had to find a Specialist. So,you snuck into a fancy party, and you're meeting the Upper Crust and you manage to get a convo going with an interesting fellow. Turns out he's a Dr. Because of the mutual interest, as you guys are going your separate ways he offers you his card..
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Specializing in removing odd shaped and incredible sizes of foreign objects from people's asses.
I can see it now.
I have actually three friends who are ER docs. Their best story is about a fourth doc who was on duty when a patient presented with foreign objects in his colon. He had 20 or so plastic toy horses shoved up his exit ramp. They were removed. The doctor noted in the patient notes upon discharge that his condition was, wait for it,
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