Two Guys....

Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to New York the other to California. They agree to meet in Chicago every ten years and play golf. At the age of 30, they finish their first round of golf and plan to go to lunch.

“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“Well, you know, they got the broads with the big racks and the tight shorts. The legs…”
“OK.”

Ten years later at 40 they play.
“Where you wanna go to lunch?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“Well, you know, they got cold beer and the big screen TVs and everybody has a little action on the games.”
“OK.”

Ten years later at 50.
“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“The food is good and there is plenty of parking.”
”OK.”

At 60
“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“Wings are half price.”
“OK”

At 70
“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“They have 6 handicapped spaces right by the door.”
“OK.”

At 80
“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“We’ve never been there before.”