Friday, March 29, 2013

Three Blondes died.....

...... and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom of Heaven, they had  to describe Easter.
 
The first blonde said, "Easter is the holiday where they have a big feast, give thanks, and eat turkey.
St. Peter rolled his  eyes, said, "Blondes," and banished her from heaven.
The second blonde said,  "Easter is when we celebrate the birth of Jesus and exchange gifts. St. Peter  said  "Wrong," and he banished her from heaven.
St. Peter looked at the  third blonde and said, "OK . . . you tell me."
She said, "Easter is a  Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was  having the Passover feast with His disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and  the Romans arrested him. The Romans hanged Him on the cross and eventually He  died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder."
St. Peter was  impressed. "Verrrrry good," he  said.
The blonde continued,  "Now every year, they roll away the boulder, and Jesus comes out. If he sees his  shadow, we have six more weeks of basketball."
St. Peter fainted.

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