Strange Breakfast.....

I woke up this morning, got dressed and went in the kitchen where my wife was already fixing breakfast.

 

I looked to see what she was cooking, and I see one of my socks in the frying pan.
"What are you doing?" I asked her.
She said "I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very
Drunk," she replied.

 

Completely puzzled,  I walked  away thinking to  myself ,

"I don't remember asking her to cook my sock..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

H/T to Tom H.