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Monday, June 13, 2011

Dear Abby......

Dear Abby,

My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge
credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off,
he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the
minimum and lets our kids worry about the rest, but already we can
hardly keep up with the interest. Also he has been so arrogant and
abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us.
The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of
expensive gifts, running up our bills even more. Also, he has gotten
religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with
people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with
Muslims.
Finally,
the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same
room with him, they must
sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy! Can
you help?

Signed, Lost in DC
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Dear Lost:
Stop whining, Michelle. You're getting to live in the White House for
free, travel the world, and have others pay for everything for you. You
can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are stuck with
the S-O-B for two more years!
Signed, Abby

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