From the YHGTBS me files.....

FALL RIVER, Mass. -- Chronically tardy and absent students at one Massachusetts school are about to get early morning wakeup calls.

sooo... now its the SCHOOL'S responsibilty NOT the parents?

What happens when these kids are in the real world? I'm sure their bosses or

fellow criminals will be calling to gently wake them so they can get to work.

Maybe they can have unicorns gently nuzzle them awake and awash them in rainbow light, then fly them to school so that they are on time...