Modern Male Fairy Tale..... (adult)

A Male's Fairy Tale 
(with pictures to help :) )....................






Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess Will you marry me?

The Princess said NO !

And the Prince lived happily ever after :D

and rode motorcycles,

and made love to skinny big breasted broads,

and hunted,

and raced cars,

and went to naked bars

and dated women half his age

and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan

and never heard bitching

and never paid child support or alimony

and had great sex with cheerleaders,

and kept his house
and guns 

and never got cheated on while he was at work
and all his friends and family thought he was fuckin cool as hell
and had tons of money in the bank

and left the toilet seat up ..... The end