Tuesday, September 29, 2026

"911, What's Your Emergency?" "Hello, Yes, I'd Like To Report A Murder"

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

39 comments:

  1. With tits like that she probably isn't accustomed to hearing negative comments... Propositions perhaps...

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  2. That was a good one!

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  3. Am I supposed to know who that is?

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    1. Nope, just some “influencer “

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    2. Someone who doesn't know the meaning of 'somber' or 'etiquitte', and those tits are probably plastic.

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    3. "plastic" heh-heh. I've probably told this one before BUT a few years ago I was standing in a buddy's booth at a trade show when a young lady of rather spectacular build walked past and we both took a good look at 'em. In our defense, they were quite well displayed. My buddy's wife, who was not so graciously gifted, was also present and said rather dismissively, "them ain't real" and my buddy replied, "Honey, you don't understand. Men don't care." And that's when the fight started (true story).

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    4. That may be but I'll tell you, they don't feel right. At the time I remember thinking red rubber dodge balls.

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    5. Hahahaha. That's sounds like something I would say without thinking and then get nothing except hot tongue and cold shoulder for the next week.

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  4. Really? Who goes to a funeral dressed like that? The passing comment is gold.

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  5. She wore that to her uncle's funeral? Was her uncle Hugh Hefner?

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    1. Hugh G. Mellons.
      -lg

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    2. Rickvid in the Yakima ValleySeptember 30, 2026 at 2:03 PM

      Crap! Coffee spewed on my monitor!

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    3. Absolutely anon, innerwebz comment of the day. Spittin coffee out is like spilling beer, a party foul.

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    4. No apology LG that was funny shit right thar as well

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  6. Is that today's funeral attire?

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  7. Maybe if more of these insipid "influencers" were called out like this when filming their "content", there' be a lot fewer of them. You wonder why most of them, men or women hide in their cars when filming content? The passing comment is why.

    One of the many downsides of modern phone systems, phones that can film anything, anytime and most anywhere. You wonder why young people are committing suicide at a prodigious rate lately? Posting boolchit to Social media is why.

    BTW, those tits ARE fake.

    Nemo

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    1. nope they are real, just man made ,and from my perspective if she is willing to go thru all that just to get me to look at her, image what she is willing to do for me to screw her, lastly with my hearing i couldn't tell what he said if someone could tell me

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    2. call out "more of them" THAT WILL GENERATE "MORE OF THEM" only chance is to ignore

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    3. @Anonymous: The passerby said "No one cares about your life bitch! Nice tits though!"

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    4. My son calls them aftermarket titties

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  8. ROFLOL!!!
    If I knew who that passerby was, he'd never have to buy another beer in his life.
    Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

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  9. funny that she would still post it.

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  10. Trying to motorboat those would feel like getting hit on the face with a pair of football helmets.

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    1. Post of the day.

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    2. And yet I'd still be willing to take the chance.

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  11. Well, there are probably a few people who care about her life....just not the average person going about theirs. Dumb bitch.

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  12. Don’t know for sure but this video seems to be that of a desperate click bait grifter or she would not have posted it

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    1. My thoughts too Bear Claw - the whole thing was as fake as her front bumpers. "She" looks AI-adjacent to me. My ample gut says the whole scene is fake and gay.

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  13. After trying twice, I can't make out what the guy said. My ears have astigmatism. I can hear the sound, but it's without clear beginnings and endings,it's like needin glasses. It's blurry,if that makes sense. I Almost got the tubes in my ears . I see others can pull the words out. You guys probably understand lyrics. And yes, there Is a bathroom on the right.

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    1. She: Soooo I just got out of my uncle's funeral...
      He: Nobody cares about your life, bitch. Nice tits though.

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    2. Yep, that's what I heard, too.
      (In spite of my wife's insistence that I need hearing aids - HAH! NO!)
      Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

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  14. What I heard from the guy: "Nobody cares about your life, bitch! Take Pinto!"

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  15. I ain't gonna lie, this made my day...

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